The Admirable CrichtonBarrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
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The Admirable Crichton
Barrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
Manners and customs -- Drama; Shipwrecks -- Drama
CRICHTON (again in the grip of an idea). A king! Polly, some people hold
that the soul but leaves one human tenement for another, and so lives on
through all the ages. I have occasionally thought of late that, in
some past existence, I may have been a king. It has all come to me so
naturally, not as if I had had to work it out, but-as-if-I-remembered.
‘Or ever the knightly years were gone, With the old world to the grave,
I was a king in Babylon, And you were a Christian slave.’ It may have
been; you hear me, it may have been.
LADY MARY (who is as one fascinated). It may have been.
CRICHTON. I am lord over all. They are but hewers of wood and drawers
of water for me. These shores are mine. Why should I hesitate; I have no
longer any doubt. I do believe I am doing the right thing. Dear Polly,
I have grown to love you; are you afraid to mate with me? (She rocks her
arms; no words will come from her.) ‘I was a king in Babylon, And you
were a Christian slave.’
LADY MARY (bewitched). You are the most wonderful man I have ever known,
and I am not afraid. (He takes her to him reverently. Presently he is
seated, and she is at his feet looking up adoringly in his face. As the
tension relaxes she speaks with a smile.) I want you to tell me--every
woman likes to know--when was the first time you thought me nicer than
the others?
CRICHTON (who, like all big men, is simple). I think a year ago. We were
chasing goats on the Big Slopes, and you out-distanced us all; you were
the first of our party to run a goat down; I was proud of you that day.
LADY MARY (blushing with pleasure). Oh Gov., I only did it to please
you. Everything I have done has been out of the desire to please you.
(Suddenly anxious.) If I thought that in taking a wife from among us you
were imperilling your dignity--
CRICHTON (perhaps a little masterful). Have no fear of that, dear. I
have thought it all out. The wife, Polly, always takes the same position
as the husband.
LADY MARY. But I am so unworthy. It was sufficient to me that I should
be allowed to wait on you at that table.
CRICHTON. You shall wait on me no longer. At whatever table I sit,
Polly, you shall soon sit there also. (Boyishly.) Come, let us try what
it will be like.
LADY MARY. As your servant at your feet.
CRICHTON. No, as my consort by my side.
(They are sitting thus when the hatch is again opened and coffee
offered. But LADY MARY is no longer there to receive it. Her sisters
peep through in consternation. In vain they rattle the cup and saucer.
AGATHA brings the coffee to CRICHTON.)
CRICHTON (forgetting for the moment that it is not a month hence). Help
your mistress first, girl. (Three women are bereft of speech, but he
does not notice it. He addresses CATHERINE vaguely.) Are you a good
girl, Kitty?
CATHERINE (when she finds her tongue). I try to be, Gov.
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