"But you can tie the tail-curtain round your shoulders - like this!"
said Mr. Fosbrooke, as he twisted his own gown tightly round him.
But the Pet had taken a decided objection to the drapery: "The
costume would interfere with the action," as Mr. Foote remarked, "and
the management of a train requires great practice."
"You see, sir," said the Pet, "I ain't used to the feel of it, and I
couldn't go to business properly, or give a straight nosender no how.
But the mortar-board ain't of so much consekvence." So a compromise
was made; and it was agreed that the Pet was to wear the academicals
until he had arrived at the scene of action, where he could then
pocket the gown, and resume it on any alarm of the Proctor's approach.
"Here, Giglamps, old feller! get a priming of fighting-powder!" said
little Mr. Bouncer to our hero, as the party were on the point of
sallying forth; "it'll make you hit out from your shoulder like a
steam-engine with the chill off." And, as Mr. Bouncer whispered to
Charles Larkyns,
"So he kept his spirits up
By pouring spirits down,"
Verdant - who felt extremely nervous, either from excitement or from
fear, or from a pleasing mixture of both sensations-drank off a deep
draught of something which was evidently not drawn from Nature's
spring or the college pump; for it first took away his breath, and
made his eyes water; and it next made him cough, and endeavour to
choke himself; and it then made his face flush, and caused him to
declare that "the first snob who 'sulted him should have a sound
whopping".
"Brayvo, Giglamps!" cried little Mr. Bouncer, as he patted him on
the shoulder; "come along! You're the right sort of fellow for a Town
and Gown, after all!"
CHAPTER IV.
MR. VERDANT GREEN DISCOVERS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TOWN
AND GOWN.
IT was ten minutes past nine, and Tom,* with a sonorous voice, was
ordering all College gates to be shut, when the wine party, which had
just left Mr. Bouncer's room, passed round the corner of St. Mary's,
and dashed across the High. The Town and Gown had already begun.
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* The great bell of Christ Church. It tolls 101 times each evening at
ten minutes past nine o'clock (there being 101 students on the
foundation) and marks the time for the closing of the college gates.
"Tom" is one of the lions of Oxford. It formerly belonged to Oseney
Abbey, and weighs about 17,000 pounds, being more than double the
weight of the great bell of St. Paul's.
[146 ADVENTURES OF MR. VERDANT GREEN]
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