The Aftermath; Or, Gleanings from a Busy Life: Called upon the outer cover, for purposes of sale, Caliban's Guide to Letters — John Shaqi
The Aftermath; Or, Gleanings from a Busy Life: Called upon the outer cover, for purposes of sale, Caliban's Guide to LettersBelloc, Hilaire
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The Aftermath; Or, Gleanings from a Busy Life: Called upon the outer cover, for purposes of sale, Caliban's Guide to Letters
Belloc, Hilaire
Authorship; Satire
Messrs. Malling, of Duke Street, Soho, sell a particular kind of
cartridge paper and some special pins, gum, and a knife, called
“The Reviewer’s Outfit.” I do not know that these are necessary,
but they cost only a few pence, and are certainly of advantage
in the final process: To wit:--Seizing firmly the book to be
reviewed, write down the title, price, publisher, and (in books
other than anonymous) the author’s name, at the _top_ of the sheet
of paper you have chosen. The book should then be taken in both
hands and opened sharply, with a gesture not easily described, but
acquired with very little practice. The test of success is that the
book should give a loud crack and lie open of itself upon the table
before one. This initial process is technically called “breaking
the back” of a book, but we need not trouble ourselves yet with
technical terms. One of the pages so disclosed should next be torn
out and the word “extract” written in the corner, though not before
such sentences have been deleted as will leave the remainder a
coherent paragraph. In the case of historical and scientific work,
the preface must be torn out bodily, the name of the Reviewer
substituted for the word “I,” and the whole used as a description
of the work in question. What remains is very simple. The forms,
extracts, &c., are trimmed, pinned, and gummed in order upon the
cartridge paper (in some offices brown paper), and the whole is
sent to press.
I need hardly say that only the most elementary form of review can
be constructed upon this model, but the simplest notice contains
all the factors which enter into the most complicated and most
serious of literary criticism and pronouncements.
In this, as in every other practical trade, an ounce of example is
worth a ton of precept, and I have much pleasure in laying before
the student one of the best examples that has ever appeared in
the weekly press of how a careful, subtle, just, and yet tender
review, may be written. The complexity of the situation which
called it forth, and the lightness of touch required for its
successful completion, may be gauged by the fact that Mr. Mayhem
was the nephew of my employer, had quarrelled with him at the
moment when the notice was written, but will almost certainly be
on good terms with him again; he was also, as I privately knew,
engaged to the daughter of a publisher who had shares in the works
where the review was printed.
A YOUNG POET IN DANGER.
MR. MAYHEM’S “PEREANT QUI NOSTRA.”
We fear that in “Pereant qui Nostra,” Mr. Mayhem has hardly added
to his reputation, and we might even doubt whether he was well
advised to publish it at all. “Tufts in an Orchard” gave such
promise, that the author of the exquisite lyrics it contained
might easily have rested on the immediate fame that first effort
procured him:
“Lord, look to England; England looks to you,”
and--
“Great unaffected vampires and the moon,”
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