The Aftermath; Or, Gleanings from a Busy Life: Called upon the outer cover, for purposes of sale, Caliban's Guide to Letters — John Shaqi
The Aftermath; Or, Gleanings from a Busy Life: Called upon the outer cover, for purposes of sale, Caliban's Guide to LettersBelloc, Hilaire
General
The Aftermath; Or, Gleanings from a Busy Life: Called upon the outer cover, for purposes of sale, Caliban's Guide to Letters
Belloc, Hilaire
Authorship; Satire
Next week the lock and seals were discovered to have been in some
inexplicable way removed from the gate of the well and (by Article
893 of the Administrative Code) before they could be replaced an
action was necessary at the assize-town of Grenoble. This action
(by the Order of 1875 on Law Terms) could not take place for six
months; and in that interval an astonishing number of things
happened at Lagarde.
An old Sapper General, who had devised the special obturator for
light quick-firing guns, and who was attached to the most backward
superstitions, came in full uniform to the Chapel and gave the
shrine 10,000 francs: a mysteriously large endowment, as this sum
was nearly half his income, and he had suffered imprisonment in
youth for his Republican opinions. He said it was for the good
of his soul, but the editor of the _Horreur_ knew better, and
denounced him. He was promptly retired upon a pension about a third
greater than that to which he was legally entitled, and received
by special secret messenger from the Minister of War an earnest
request to furnish a memorandum on the fortifications of the Isère
and to consider himself inspector, upon mobilisation, of that
important line of defence.
Two monks, who had walked all the way from Spain, settled in a
house near the well. A pilgrim, who had also evidently come from a
prodigious distance on foot, but gave false information as to his
movements, was arrested by the police and subsequently released.
The arrest was telegraphed to the _Times_ and much commented upon,
but the suicide of a prominent London solicitor and other important
news prevented any mention of his release.
A writer of great eminence, who had been a leading sceptic all his
life, stayed at Lagarde for a month and became a raving devotee.
His publishers (MM. Hermann Khan) punished him by refusing to
receive his book upon the subject; but by some occult influence,
probably that of the Jesuits, he was paid several hundreds for
it by the firm of Zadoc et Cie; ten years afterwards he died of
a congested liver, a catastrophe which some ascribed to a Jewish
plot, and others treated as a proof that his intellect had long
been failing.
A common peasant fellow, that had been paralysed for ten years,
bathed in the water and walked away in a sprightly fashion
afterwards. This was very likely due to his ignorance, for a doctor
who narrowly watched the whole business has proved that he did
not know the simplest rudiments of arithmetic or history, and how
should such a fellow understand so difficult a disease as paralysis
of the Taric nerve--especially if it were (as the doctor thought
quite evident) complicated by a stricture of the Upper Dalmoid?
Two deaf women were, as is very commonly the case with enthusiasts
of this kind, restored to their hearing; for how long we do not
know, as their subsequent history was not traced for more than five
years.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account