The Aftermath; Or, Gleanings from a Busy Life: Called upon the outer cover, for purposes of sale, Caliban's Guide to LettersBelloc, Hilaire
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The Aftermath; Or, Gleanings from a Busy Life: Called upon the outer cover, for purposes of sale, Caliban's Guide to Letters
Belloc, Hilaire
Authorship; Satire
A dumb boy talked, but in a very broken fashion, and as he had a
brother a priest and another brother in the army, trickery was
suspected.
An English merchant, who had some trouble with his eyes, bathed
in the water at the instance of a sister who desired to convert
him. He could soon see so well that he was able to write to the
_Freethinker_ an account of his healing, called “The Medicinal
Springs of Lagarde,” but, as he has subsequently gone totally
blind, the momentary repute against ophthalmia which the water
might have obtained was nipped in the bud.
What was most extraordinary of all, a very respectable director
of a railway came to the village quietly, under an assumed name,
and, after drinking the water, made a public confession of the most
incredible kind and has since become a monk. His son, to whom he
made over his whole fortune, had previously instituted a demand
at law to be made guardian of his estates; but, on hearing of his
father’s determination to embrace religion, he was too tolerant to
pursue the matter further.
To cut a long story short, as Homer said when he abruptly closed
the _Odyssey_, some 740 cases of miraculous cures occurred
between the mysterious opening of the gates and the date for
the trial at Grenoble. In that period a second and much larger
series of buildings had begun to arise; the total property
involved in the case amounted to 750,000 francs, and (by clause
61 of the Regulation on Civil Tribunals) the local court of
assize was no longer competent. Before, however, the case could
be removed to Paris, the assent of the Grenoble bench had to be
formally obtained, and this, by the singularly Republican rule of
“_Non-avant_” (instituted by Louis XI.), took just two years.
By that time the new buildings were finished, eight priests were
attached to the Church, a monastery of seventy-two monks, five
hotels, a golf links, and a club were in existence. The total taxes
paid by Lagarde to the Treasury amounted to half-a-million francs a
year.
The Government had become willing (under the “Compromise of
’49,” which concerns Departments _v._ the State in the matter
of internal communications) to build a fine, great road up to
Lagarde. There was also a railway, a Custom House, and a project of
sub-prefecture. Moreover, in some underhand way or other, several
hundred people a month were cured of various ailments, from the
purely subjective (such as buzzing in the ears) to those verging
upon the truly objective (such as fracture of the knee-pan or the
loss of an eye).
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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