The Aftermath; Or, Gleanings from a Busy Life: Called upon the outer cover, for purposes of sale, Caliban's Guide to LettersBelloc, Hilaire
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The Aftermath; Or, Gleanings from a Busy Life: Called upon the outer cover, for purposes of sale, Caliban's Guide to Letters
Belloc, Hilaire
Authorship; Satire
4th. His adventures should be horrible; but no kind of moral should
be drawn from them, unless it be desired to exalt the patriotism of
the reader.
5th. Every short story should be divided by a “Cæsura”: that is, it
should break off sharp in the middle, and you have then the choice
of three distinct courses:
(_a_). To stop altogether--as is often done by people who die, and
whose remains are published.
(_b_). To go on with a totally different subject. This method
is not to be commended to the beginner. It is common to rich or
popular writers; and even they have commonly the decency to put in
asterisks.
(_c_). To go on with your story where it left off, as I have done
in the model which follows.
That model was constructed especially with the view to guide
the beginner. Its hero is a fellow subject, white--indeed, an
Englishman. The scene is laid in water, not perhaps salt, but at
least brackish. The adventure preys upon the mind. The moral is
doubtful: the Cæsura marked and obvious. Moreover, it begins in the
middle, which (as I omitted to state above) is the very hall-mark
of the Vivid Manner.
THE ACCIDENT TO MR. THORPE.
When Mr. Thorpe, drysalter, of St. Mary Axe, E.C., fell into the
water, it was the opinion of those who knew him best that he would
be drowned. I say “those who knew him best” because, in the crowd
that immediately gathered upon the embankment, there were present
not a few of his friends. They had been walking home together on
this fine evening along the river side, and now that Mr. Thorpe was
in such peril, not one could be got to do more than lean upon the
parapet shouting for the police, though they should have known how
useless was that body of men in any other than its native element.
Alas! how frail a thing is human friendship, and how terribly does
misfortune bring it to the test.
How had Mr. Thorpe fallen into the water? I am not surprised at
your asking that question. It argues a very observant, critical,
and accurate mind; a love of truth; a habit of weighing evidence;
and altogether a robust, sturdy, practical, Anglo-Saxon kind
of an attitude, that does you credit. You will not take things
on hearsay, and there is no monkish credulity about you. I
congratulate you. You say (and rightly) that Honest Merchants do
not fall into the Thames for nothing, the thing is unusual; you
want (very properly) to know how it happened, or, as you call it,
“occurred.” I cannot tell you. I was not there at the time. All I
know is, that he did fall in, and that, as matter of plain fact
(and you are there to judge fact, remember, not law), Mr. Thorpe
was at 6.15 in the evening of June 7th, 1892, floundering about in
the water a little above Cleopatra’s Needle; and there are a cloud
of witnesses.
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