The Age of Science: A Newspaper of the Twentieth CenturyCobbe, Frances Power
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The Age of Science: A Newspaper of the Twentieth Century
Cobbe, Frances Power
Dystopias -- Fiction; England -- Fiction; Satire; Science fiction
Sir R. Atmosphere, Astronomer Royal, Sir A. Diggory, Geologist in
Ordinary to her Majesty, and the eminent Chemist, Herr Von
Pestle-Mortar, had the honour of dining with the Queen at Windsor
Castle at 10 P.M. The Lord Doctor of Winchester, Her Majesty’s Medical
Confessor, said the new Grace (“May good digestion wait on appetite”)
at the commencement of the repast, and the Band, with chorus of male
and female voices, performed at the conclusion the Hymn, “Oh, take thy
pill,—Oh, take thy pill,—Oh, take thy pilgrim home.”
In examining the journals of a foreign country, the intelligent reader
will generally be able to gather some insight into the habits of the
natives by passing his eye down the columns of advertisements and noting
the class of objects presented for sale. In the _Age of Science_ there
are no less than fifty the vast pages we have described devoted to
announcements and puffs of the most astonishing variety, including
hundreds of articles whose names and uses are at present quite unknown.
Of advertisements of servants and other persons requiring employment we
have not found a single instance, but there were at least twenty columns
of invitations to “Ladies and Gentlemen” to be so kind as to act for the
advertiser in the capacity of housekeeper, steward, superintendent of
the house, or some equally well-sounding office, the remuneration
offered being at the lowest, it would seem, about £200 a year, with “the
use of a steam carriage,” and “every other luxury desired.”
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