The Age of Science: A Newspaper of the Twentieth CenturyCobbe, Frances Power
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The Age of Science: A Newspaper of the Twentieth Century
Cobbe, Frances Power
Dystopias -- Fiction; England -- Fiction; Satire; Science fiction
We must, however, leave the columns of ADVERTISEMENTS for future
examination, and proceed to give an account of the more important LAW
AND POLICE REPORTS, which form, perhaps, the most surprising part of the
_Age of Science_. It would appear that it had become necessary to hold
assizes in at least twenty towns and villages in every county; and that
the judges were incessantly occupied with cases of robbery, garrotting,
arson, rape, stabbing, poisoning, and (strange to remark) a number of
offences with new names, of whose nature we can merely guess, but which
appear to involve mortal injury to the victim. The words employed, such
as “Debarrassing,” “Morbifying,” “Disbraining,” “Petroleumization,”
“Electroding,” “Mesmeraciding,” &c., seem to have become so common as to
need no definition, and to have taken their place in the statute book.
For all these crimes the same class of penalties are allotted; the
convicted persons are invariably sentenced by the presiding judge to so
many weeks’ or months’ detention—not in prison, but in the Penal
Hospitals of their respective towns or villages. The principle on which
crime is thus visited appears from the addresses of several of the
magistrates, who remark that the “diseased minds” exhibited by the
robbers and murderers “obviously require careful medical treatment,” and
that they trust that the eminent Physicians and Surgeons to whom the
prisoners are consigned will not fail to complete their cure. In
numerous cases, as the offenders have been sentenced many times
previously, the judge speaks of their crime as exhibiting “an
intermittent fever” of homicidal rage, or of covetousness. Remarks are
also always made by the reporters as to the “abnormal cerebral
development” or “morbid symptoms” exhibited by the criminals, and the
tone assumed in speaking of them (even in cases of what we should term
the most cruel and brutal murders) is invariably one of scientific study
and calm philosophic analysis.
A very different method of treatment, however, is adopted towards
another class of offenders, whom it would appear the authorities in the
_Age of Science_ are determined to put down in grim earnest. That our
readers may not suppose we mistake the sense of the amazing paragraphs
in which these new features of English legislation appear, we quote them
as they stand in the _Age of Science_, pp. 63 and 64.
_POLICE._
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