The Age of Science: A Newspaper of the Twentieth CenturyCobbe, Frances Power
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The Age of Science: A Newspaper of the Twentieth Century
Cobbe, Frances Power
Dystopias -- Fiction; England -- Fiction; Satire; Science fiction
Jowett’s edition of Plato, we
cannot attempt to do more than offer our readers a few brief extracts,
serving, however, we trust, as not inadequate samples of the literary
treasures which are shortly to be revealed to our curiosity, and
satisfying even the most incredulous that the invention of which we
speak has been crowned with triumphant success. We have only to add that
the great originator of this discovery entertains hopes that, by an
ingenious _inversion_ of the action of his machine, he may be able to
convert it, when required, into a RETROSPECTIVE TELEGRAPH, bringing back
the Past, as it already antedates the Future, and restoring to us all
the records of antiquity whose loss we have deplored, as, for example,
the Odes of Sappho, the missing Books of Livy, the Prometheus Unbound of
Æschylus, and the original MSS. of the Vedas, the Zend Avesta, and the
Pentateuch. The final completion of this latter discovery, however, is
scarcely perfected, and we shall not therefore pause to describe its
probable value, but proceed without further delay to put our readers in
possession of all the details for which we can find space concerning the
Newspaper of 1977, which has been very sagaciously selected by the
inventor as the first fruits of the working of his Prospective Machine.
The name of this journal (which, we conclude, may be considered as the
_Times_ of the twentieth century) is
THE AGE OF SCIENCE,
and obviously refers with pride to the consciousness of its readers that
they live in a period of the world’s history when Science reigns supreme
over human affairs, having achieved unimaginable triumphs, and
altogether superseded most of the pursuits of mankind in ruder ages,
such as War, the Chase, Literature, Art, and Religion. This appropriate
title is printed, we may remark, in the largest and clearest possible
Roman type, instead of in the Old English character now commonly used
for a similar purpose. No fount, indeed, which we have ever seen
employed, save in a few old Italian folio _éditions de luxe_, has type
so large and legible as that in which the whole newspaper is printed,
the greatest care apparently being taken to spare the eyes—or perhaps we
should say the spectacles—of the readers, since, judging from the
opticians’ advertisements of “Spectacles for Infants,” “Spectacles for
Elementary Schools by the gross,” and “Cautions to Mothers” against
allowing babies to use their eyes, it would appear that unassisted
vision had become rare, if not unknown. There are ten columns on each
page, each ten times as long as it is broad, and there are a hundred
pages in the journal, proving that the decimal system has been
thoroughly adopted even in such details. Spread out open, the _Age of
Science_ would cover the floor of a very large hall, and we apprehend
from certain marks that a convenient method of suspending it on pulleys
from the ceiling, must have superseded our clumsy practice of holding
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