The Age of Science: A Newspaper of the Twentieth CenturyCobbe, Frances Power
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The Age of Science: A Newspaper of the Twentieth Century
Cobbe, Frances Power
Dystopias -- Fiction; England -- Fiction; Satire; Science fiction
our papers with extended arms.
Proceeding to peruse the intensely interesting contents of the _Age of
Science_, we first note that it is written in English differing from our
own chiefly by the use of a strange and, to our eyes, barbarous
orthography, (intended, we presume, to facilitate elementary education,)
and by the introduction of a vast number of technical terms of the class
we reserve for scientific treatises, but which are apparently brought
into use in everyday parlance. The familiarity of the contributors with
all gases, fluids, and substances of chemistry, all the bones of all the
beasts, birds, and fishes which live, or ever did live, on this planet,
and all the diseases incidental to humanity, speaks volumes for the
superiority of their scientific education over our own. At the same
time, on two or three occasions when illustrations have been chosen from
past History or Poetry, the writers betray that their studies have not
been much extended in the direction of Literature. One gentleman thinks
that Mr. GLADSTONE wrote the Iliad on hints afforded by Dr. Schliemann,
and that MILTON was the author of the Book of Genesis. Another refers to
the period when Rome was founded by ROMEO and JULIET, while a third
mentions the “once celebrated _Divina Commedia_ by MOLIERE,” and regrets
that “so curious a specimen of archaic Japanese art as Titian’s
‘Assumption’ should not have been spared from the pile in which the
‘Transfiguration’ of _Phidias_ and the ‘Last Supper’ of _Praxiteles_
were so judiciously destroyed by order of the Committee of the Royal
Academy, to put a stop to the propagation of bad æsthetic taste.” For
the intelligence of our readers we shall be compelled to translate the
singular phraseology of the _Age of Science_ as nearly as possible into
familiar English, and our present spelling; and shall only quote a few
of the Leading Articles, touching on specially interesting topics, out
of the twenty-five which the vast newspaper publishes as its daily
contribution.
The arrangement of the _Age of Science_ is a little different from and
more logical than that of our journals. The first page is rationally
devoted to TELEGRAPHIC INTELLIGENCE, which everyone may be supposed to
desire first to read. Instead of political news, however, or records of
battles, deaths of eminent personages, floods, storms, or fires, these
telegrams consist exclusively of minute verbatim reports of the
proceedings of above ninety Scientific Congresses, which seem to be
taking place at the same time in Europe, Asia, America, Australia, and
even in one instance (a Geographical Meeting) in Africa, on the shore of
Lake Albert Nyanza. The various sections of the British Association have
been obviously long broken up, and again divided and subdivided till
separate congresses have been found desirable for each department.
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