The Age of Science: A Newspaper of the Twentieth CenturyCobbe, Frances Power
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The Age of Science: A Newspaper of the Twentieth Century
Cobbe, Frances Power
Dystopias -- Fiction; England -- Fiction; Satire; Science fiction
common sense, and the consequence was that he had recovered with
unusual rapidity. The Lord President was moved to great indignation by
the obduracy of this heretic. He remarked that the book which
contained such a passage—a volume which, he was happy to say, he had,
for his part, never read—ought to be burnt before the doors of the
London University; and as to the prisoner Styles, it would be useless
for him to hope to escape sharing in the same combustion.
Footnote 1:
2 Chron. xvi. 12.
After the Peculiar People, two Homœopaths were found guilty—one of
administering globules to an old woman, the other of refusing to join
in the processions on the 5th of November, when the busts of Hahnemann
are carried to be calcined. The remaining four heretics avowed belief
in as many different heinous errors. One gave credit to MICHEL’S
process for the cure of external cancer, another thought new-born
infants ought not to be dosed with castor oil; a third placed
confidence in bone-setters, and the fourth (a very old lady) retained
an infatuated preference for the remedies which were in vogue a
century ago—bromide of potassium and chloral—which, of course, have
been since peremptorily condemned and pronounced highly injurious by
the supreme authority of the Faculty.
The aforesaid nine heretics, having been solemnly found “guilty,”
after due inquisition by the High Sanitary Office, were condemned as
contumacious by the Lord Presiding Doctor, and the Most Eminent
Doctors Pole, Gardiner, and Bonner, and were delivered over last night
to the Secular Arm. Piles are in process of erection in Trafalgar
Square. It is announced that Her Gracious Majesty Queen Mary III. will
preside at the execution, which will take place on Sunday morning
next, after hearing a Lecture on “True Medical Belief,” to be
delivered by Her Majesty’s Medical Confessor in Ordinary, Dr. Torr
Quemada, under the dome of St. Paul’s.
Such is a brief abstract of these most astounding _Law and Police
Reports_ in the _Age of Science_. We make no comments upon them, except
the expression of our wonder at the similarity between the office and
behaviour of a Priest of Religion in the fifteenth century and a Priest
of Science in the twentieth. With complete citations of four out of the
twenty-five Leading Articles of the _Age of Science_, we must conclude
this imperfect but thoroughly reliable account of the remarkable journal
of 1977, whose discovery has been the glorious first-fruits of the
PROSPECTIVE TELEGRAPH.
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