The Age of Science: A Newspaper of the Twentieth CenturyCobbe, Frances Power
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The Age of Science: A Newspaper of the Twentieth Century
Cobbe, Frances Power
Dystopias -- Fiction; England -- Fiction; Satire; Science fiction
Clara Vere de Vere implored that she might be even Ratified sooner
than given over to the students, but her request was, of course,
sternly refused. It is indeed specially fortunate that so sensitive a
subject as this young and delicate-looking lady is likely to prove
should fall, in course of law, under physiological investigation at
the moment when the exquisite experiments of Dr. Blacksmith on the
Nervous System are in course of exposition.
Even these startling announcements, however, are less surprising than
the following:—
_SANITARY OFFICE._
Dec. 25, 1977.
The proceedings of this most high and solemn Court in the Realm were,
as usual, held with closed doors. There were present five Lord
Doctors, and sentences were passed, after due deliberation, and (it is
rumoured) the application of the Question, ordinary and extraordinary,
on nine obstinate heretics. Three of these were members of that
fanatical sect, the Peculiar People, who refuse to consult physicians
on the ground of religious scruples—an instance of the survival of
outworn superstitions scarcely credible in this enlightened _Age of
Science_. One of these miserable delinquents, named John Nokes,
alleged that his twelve children had enjoyed unbroken health till his
youngest little boy cut his finger. The wretched father, instead of
hurrying instantly for the nearest surgeon, himself dressed the
child’s wound (which appears to have been superficial) with adhesive
plaster, and gave the child a fragment of toffee to stop his crying,
in lieu of the proper therapeutic remedies for the shock to the
nervous system which any medical attendant would have exhibited. The
crime came fortunately to the knowledge of the police, who immediately
brought the matter before the Sanitary Office. A second offender of
the same sect, named Styles, had, it seems, an attack of Podagra, but
took no advice, and having rather quickly recovered, was in hopes (it
is supposed) that his neglect to obey the law would pass undiscovered.
A crutch seen in his room raised the suspicion of a visitor, and the
offender was eventually arrested. When interrogated by the Lord
Presiding Doctor of the Sanitary Court as to the motives of his crime,
the man (as his sentence sets forth) actually dared to reply by
quoting a passage from an obsolete book, wherein it is narrated of a
certain King, “Now Asa was diseased in his feet, yet in his disease he
sought not to the Lord, but to the physicians. And Asa slept with his
fathers.”[1] This narrative, as Styles had the audacity to argue, was
an authentic, and, indeed, inspired report of a fit of the gout—its
diagnosis, treatment, and the result. As he did not desire to “sleep
with his fathers,” he (Styles) had avoided consulting the physicians,
and had endeavoured to consult the Lord by following the dictates of
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