The Age of Science: A Newspaper of the Twentieth Century — John Shaqi
The Age of Science: A Newspaper of the Twentieth CenturyCobbe, Frances Power
Science
The Age of Science: A Newspaper of the Twentieth Century
Cobbe, Frances Power
Dystopias -- Fiction; England -- Fiction; Satire; Science fiction
humanitarians ask anything more? The rule of SCIENCE is the most
benign, as well as enlightened, the world has ever seen.
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The sanitary interests of the community are now recognized on all
hands as the supreme concern of the State, as the care of his own
health and the prolongation of life at all costs are the chief ends of
each individual man. We therefore commence our yearly review by noting
in what manner the advance of SCIENCE, (in which lies our only hope,)
has contributed during the past twelvemonth towards this grand object.
The foremost place of honour is, of course, due to the discovery of
the eminent Dr. Howlem of the scientific way to give Cholera; after
which we may reckon Dr. Mowlem’s short method of conveying the Plague;
and last, Dr. Bowlem’s most interesting and valuable plan for
producing Leprosy. These immense discoveries (effected, it is needless
to remark, by laborious pathological experiments on animals and
idiots) may well make the past year memorable in the annals of the
Science of Medicine; and though the particular specific remedies for
the diseases in question have not yet been ascertained by the Faculty,
we can scarcely fail to attain that secondary object ere long,
together with the proper treatment of Consumption, Scarlet Fever, and
other maladies which Science has been able to convey for the last
hundred years, and _must_ ere long find out how to cure.
Next in importance to actual discovery we are inclined to place the
new Regulations which Parliament has laid down in obedience to the
High Court of Convocation. The absolute prohibition to Women to read
or write—even in cases where they may have formerly acquired those
arts (now recognised as so unsuitable to their sex)—will, we
apprehend, tell importantly on the health of infants, and of course
eventually on that of the community. So long as females indulged in no
more deleterious practices than dancing in hot rooms all night,
unclothing their necks and chests, wearing thin slippers which exposed
their feet to deadly chills, and tightening their waists till their
ribs were crushed inwards, the Medical Profession very properly left
them to follow their own devices with but little public remonstrance.
The case was altered, however, when, three or four generations ago, a
considerable movement was made for what was then called the Higher
Education of women. The feeble brains of young females were actually
taxed to study the now forgotten Greek and Latin languages, and even
Mathematics and such Natural Science as was then understood. The
result was truly alarming; for these poor creatures flung themselves
with such energy into the pursuits opened to them, that, as one of
their critics remarked, they resembled “the palmer-worm and the
canker-worm—they devoured every green thing”—and not seldom surpassed
their masculine competitors.
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