The Age of Science: A Newspaper of the Twentieth CenturyCobbe, Frances Power
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The Age of Science: A Newspaper of the Twentieth Century
Cobbe, Frances Power
Dystopias -- Fiction; England -- Fiction; Satire; Science fiction
At length they began to aim at entering
the learned Professions—the Legal, and even the Medical. Our readers
may be inclined to doubt the latter fact, which seems to involve
actual absurdity, but there is evidence that there once existed two or
three Lady Doctors in London, who, like Pope Joan in Rome, foisted
themselves surreptitiously into an exalted position from which Nature
should have debarred them. Of course it was the solemn duty of the
Medical Profession to put a stop at once to an error which might lead
to such a catastrophe, and numerous books were immediately written
proving (what we all now acknowledge) that the culture of the brains
of women is highly detrimental to their proper functions in the
community; and, in short, that the more ignorant a woman may be, the
more delightful she is as a wife, and the better qualified to fulfil
the duties of a mother.
Since SCIENCE has thoroughly gained the upper hand over Religious and
other prejudices, the position of women, we are happy to say, has been
steadily sinking, and the dream of a Higher Education has been
replaced by the abolition of even Elementary Schools for girls, and
now by the final Act of last Session, which renders it penal for any
woman to read a hook or newspaper, or to write a letter. We anticipate
the very happiest results from this thoroughly sound and manly
legislation.
The last sanitary event to which we need at present advert is the new
law by which, on the certificate of any single Medical Graduate that a
person is Insane, the police will be called on immediately to arrest
and consign him to such mad-house as the Medical graduate shall
appoint. The magistrate by whose order the arrest is made is left no
option as to obeying the Medical graduate’s certificate, and we are
glad also to see that, by another clause in the Act, the only
remaining difficulty connected with these Asylums has been removed.
None but a Medical graduate, responsible only to the great Medical
Trades Union Council, is henceforth eligible to the office of
Inspector of any Lunatic Asylum throughout the kingdom, nor can any
Justice of the Peace grant an order for admittance or search, except
to such a graduate. These wise and reasonable regulations will afford
much satisfaction to the Medical gentlemen who have undertaken the
arduous but not unprofitable profession of managers and proprietors of
Lunatic Asylums.
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