The Age of Science: A Newspaper of the Twentieth CenturyCobbe, Frances Power
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The Age of Science: A Newspaper of the Twentieth Century
Cobbe, Frances Power
Dystopias -- Fiction; England -- Fiction; Satire; Science fiction
Our prognostics of last New Year’s Day have been amply justified by
the Summary of Crime for the past twelvemonth, which has just been
published, according to the excellent recent appointment of the
Registrar General of Offences. Crimes of the lesser class, such as
murders, poisonings, electroding and exploding, have indeed increased
considerably in number, and perhaps also in the degree of recklessness
and violence exhibited by the offenders; but on the other hand, as we
prophesied, those crimes which involve so much larger evils to the
community—the detestable Homœopathic and Hydropathic heresies,
Infidelity respecting the sacred doctrine of Evolution, neglect of
Schooling, and neglect of Equination, Vaccination, Canination, and
Porcination, have dwindled under the severe measures of punishment
which we urged for so long on a too lax legislature, but which have at
last been thoroughly enforced. We may really hope to see a few years
hence the Reign of SCIENCE so complete that no man, woman, or child in
the land will presume to whisper a doubt on any subject on which the
Sanitary Office has pronounced, or attempt to evade the seasons
appointed by authority for receiving the Rites above mentioned. The
Act passed at the end of the last century, whereby certificates of
Vaccination were substituted for all legal purposes for Baptismal
certificates, was the first step towards the happy order of things
under which we now have the privilege to dwell.
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