The discussion spreading, all Montparnasse soon found itself indirectly
and chaotically mixed up in the Affair of the Collars. It was Collars in
a hundred bourgeois homes, in cafés, in the shady Luxembourg Gardens,
even amongst the enormous, apoplectic _cochers_ on the cab-ranks.
“I am for Dubois,” declared some.
“Henri Bouzon has my sympathy,” announced others. “It is the most
distracting of affairs,” agreed everybody. Thus, fame of Henri Bouzon
and Aristide Dubois! After fifty years of obscurity, there they
were—suddenly—the Men of the Hour. Such was their importance, their
renown, that when they appeared in the Montparnasse streets people nudged
one another and whispered:
“Here comes Henri Bouzon.”
And: “There goes Aristide Dubois.”
... Such has been the state of Montparnasse during the last three weeks,
and to-day that usually tranquil neighbourhood is literally convulsed by
the Affair of the Collars. No duel has taken place: but MM. Dubois and
Bouzon exchange lurid letters, in which they call one another “traitors,”
and “Apaches,” and “sinister assassins.” Thus, shades of the Dreyfus
Affair and of the Affairs Syveton and Steinheil! Here, in the Café du
Dôme, sits M. Bouzon, surrounded by Bouzonites. There, in the Café
de la Rotonde, M. Dubois and his own supporters are established,—and
in both places, night after night, hot controversies rage, the marble
tables are thumped, and MM. Dubois and Bouzon are severally applauded and
toasted by their admirers. Become celebrities, they have blossomed out
into silk hats and frock coats, and the waiters bow before them, and the
café proprietors actually address them as “cher maître.” At times they
dramatically exclaim: “Ah, my poor head! This affair is destroying me:
but I will fight to the last,” and there are murmurs of sympathy, which
MM. Bouzon and Dubois (always in their respective cafés) acknowledge
with the condescension of a Briand or a Delcassé or a Clemenceau. For,
most indisputably, they are great public characters. The post brings
them letters of congratulation or abuse; the policemen salute them: and
“The Paradise of the Bachelor” has named a collar after Aristide Dubois,
whilst “The Joy of the Gentleman” has issued the intimation: “For ease,
chic, durability, wear the Collar Bouzon.” Then, to live up to their
renown as the Men of the Hour, MM. Dubois and Bouzon go about with bulky
portfolios under their arms, and a grim, determined expression. “They are
doing too much. They will certainly collapse. It is even worse than the
Dreyfus Affair,” says Montparnasse. And, exclaims Madame Martin, in her
steamy and crowded _blanchisserie_: “Terrible men! I have tried to make
peace between them by offering them all kinds of collars. I have even
declared myself ready to buy them collars out of my own pocket. But they
only go red in the face, and shout, and won’t hear a word.”
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