And now—in the words of the journalists—a “sensational development.” It
is announced, breathlessly, hysterically by Madame Martin, that at last
she has traced the dozen missing collars, bought by M. Bouzon at “The
Joy of the Gentleman,” to the bourgeois fifth-floor _appartement_ of a
M. Alexandre Dupont. He has been wearing them all these weeks. And he
refuses to surrender them. And he, too, is a “terrible man.” And he has
called M. Dubois a “convict,” and M. Bouzon “le dernier des misérables.”
And, if they come within his reach, he will hurl both of them into the
Seine.
“Le comble” [the limit], gasps Montparnasse. All over the neighbourhood
goes the statement that M. Alexandre Dupont bought _his_ dozen collars at
that other Montparnasse clothing establishment, “The One Hundred Thousand
Supreme Shirts.”
“The man Alexandre Dupont is as great a scoundrel as the man Aristide
Dubois,” cries M. Bouzon to his admiring supporters in the Café du Dôme.
“It is impossible to determine which of the two is the more infamous and
diabolical, the creature Bouzon or the lunatic Dupont,” shouts M. Dubois,
amidst the cheers of his followers in the Café de la Rotonde.
“Bouzon and Dubois—I consign them to the Seine and the Morgue,” storms
Alexandre Dupont, addressing his newly gathered partisans in the Café du
Repos.
Out comes that other “general” clothing establishment, “The One Hundred
Thousand Supreme Shirts,” with the announcement: “The Only Collar in
Paris is the Collar Dupont.”
“All three of them are terrible,” affirms Madame Martin to her audience
in the stifling _blanchisserie_.
“The collars of Bouzon, then the collars of Dubois, and next the collars
of Dupont—but where have they all gone to? Where are we? What is going to
happen!” cries, emotionally and distractedly, Montparnasse.
Nobody knows. Nobody will ever know. But Bouzon, Dubois and Dupont, so
obscure three weeks ago, are the Men of the Hour in Montparnasse to-day.
And one of the three will, almost indubitably, represent Montparnasse in
the Hôtel de Ville after the next Municipal Election,—then be promoted
to the Chamber of Deputies—then will eloquently, passionately inform the
Palais Bourbon that Incoherency is the Peril of the Present Age.
V
ON STRIKE
1. WHEN IT WAS DARK IN PARIS
Eight o’clock at night, and the electric lights burning brightly, and
the band playing gaily, and the customers chatting happily in this
large, comfortable café. Although it is the “dead” season, business
is brisk. Here and there an elegant Parisienne, eating an ice. In
corners, groups of card-players. And next to me, three stout, red-faced,
prosperous-looking bourgeois, to whom the proprietor of the café pays
particular attention. He hopes they are well. He hopes their ladies and
their dear children are well. He hopes their affairs are going well. From
their replies, I learn that the three bourgeois are important tradesmen
of the quarter.
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