Humorous stories; Mistaken identity -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“Here’s old Dan’l and old Jinny, that the sheriff sold south one of the
times that we got bankrupted before the war—they came wandering back
after the peace, worn out and used up on the cotton plantations,
helpless, and not another lick of work left in their old hides for the
rest of this earthly pilgrimage—and we so pinched, _oh_ so pinched for
the very crumbs to keep life in us, and he just flung the door wide,
and the way he received them you’d have thought they had come straight
down from heaven in answer to prayer. I took him one side and said,
‘Mulberry we can’t have them—we’ve nothing for ourselves—we can’t feed
them.’ He looked at me kind of hurt, and said, ‘Turn them out?—and
they’ve come to me just as confident and trusting as—as—why Polly, I
must have _bought_ that confidence sometime or other a long time ago,
and given my note, so to speak—you don’t get such things as a
_gift_—and how am I going to go back on a debt like that? And you see,
they’re so poor, and old, and friendless, and—’ But I was ashamed by
that time, and shut him off, and somehow felt a new courage in me, and
so I said, softly, ‘We’ll keep them—the Lord will provide.’ He was
glad, and started to blurt out one of those over-confident speeches of
his, but checked himself in time, and said humbly, ‘_I_ will, anyway.’
It was years and years and years ago. Well, you see those old wrecks
are here yet.”
“But don’t they do your housework?”
“Laws! The idea. They would if they could, poor old things, and perhaps
they think they _do_ do some of it. But it’s a superstition. Dan’l
waits on the front door, and sometimes goes on an errand; and sometimes
you’ll see one or both of them letting on to dust around in here—but
that’s because there’s something they want to hear about and mix their
gabble into. And they’re always around at meals, for the same reason.
But the fact is, we have to keep a young negro girl just to take care
of _them_, and a negro woman to do the housework and _help_ take care
of them.”
“Well, they ought to be tolerably happy, I should think.”
“It’s no name for it. They quarrel together pretty much all the
time—most always about religion, because Dan’l’s a Dunker Baptist and
Jinny’s a shouting Methodist, and Jinny believes in special Providences
and Dan’l don’t, because he thinks he’s a kind of a free-thinker—and
they play and sing plantation hymns together, and talk and chatter just
eternally and forever, and are sincerely fond of each other and think
the world of Mulberry, and he puts up patiently with all their spoiled
ways and foolishness, and so—ah, well, they’re happy enough if it comes
to that. And I don’t mind—I’ve got used to it. I can get used to
anything, with Mulberry to help; and the fact is, I don’t much care
what happens, so long as he’s spared to me.”
“Well, here’s to him, and hoping he’ll make another strike soon.”
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