Humorous stories; Mistaken identity -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“It’s a beautiful name, beautiful. Pity I didn’t think of it before I
wrote the usurper. But I’ll be ready for him when he answers.”
CHAPTER V.
No answer to that telegram; no arriving daughter. Yet nobody showed any
uneasiness or seemed surprised; that is, nobody but Washington. After
three days of waiting, he asked Lady Rossmore what she supposed the
trouble was. She answered, tranquilly:
“Oh, it’s some notion of hers, you never can tell. She’s a Sellers, all
through—at least in some of her ways; and a Sellers can’t tell you
beforehand what he’s going to do, because he don’t know himself till
he’s done it. _She’s_ all right; no occasion to worry about _her_. When
she’s ready she’ll come or she’ll write, and you can’t tell which, till
it’s happened.”
It turned out to be a letter. It was handed in at that moment, and was
received by the mother without trembling hands or feverish eagerness,
or any other of the manifestations common in the case of long delayed
answers to imperative telegrams. She polished her glasses with
tranquility and thoroughness, pleasantly gossiping along, the while,
then opened the letter and began to read aloud:
KENILWORTH KEEP, REDGAUNTLET HALL,
ROWENA-IVANHOE COLLEGE, THURSDAY.
DEAR PRECIOUS MAMMA ROSSMORE:
Oh, the joy of it!—you can’t think. They had always turned up their
noses at our pretentions, you know; and I had fought back as well as I
could by turning up mine at theirs. They always said it might be
something great and fine to be the rightful Shadow of an earldom, but
to merely be shadow _of_ a shadow, and two or three times removed at
that—pooh-pooh! And I always retorted that not to be able to show four
generations of American-Colonial-Dutch
Peddler-and-Salt-Cod-McAllister-Nobility might be endurable, but to
_have_ to confess such an origin—pfew-few! Well, the telegram, it was
just a cyclone! The messenger came right into the great Rob Roy Hall of
Audience, as excited as he could be, singing out, “Dispatch for Lady
Gwendolen Sellers!” and you ought to have seen that simpering
chattering assemblage of pinchbeck aristocrats, turn to stone! I was
off in the corner, of course, by myself—it’s where Cinderella belongs.
I took the telegram and read it, and tried to faint—and I could have
done it if I had had any preparation, but it was all so sudden, you
know—but no matter, I did the next best thing: I put my handkerchief to
my eyes and fled sobbing to my room, dropping the telegram as I
started. I released one corner of my eye a moment—just enough to see
the herd swarm for the telegram—and then continued my broken-hearted
flight just as happy as a bird.
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