Humorous stories; Mistaken identity -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
In truth the beauty of this fair creature was of a rare type, and may
well excuse a moment of our time spent in its consideration. It did not
consist in the _fact_ that she had eyes, nose, mouth, chin, hair, ears,
it consisted in their arrangement. In true beauty, more depends upon
right location and judicious distribution of feature than upon
multiplicity of them. So also as regards color. The very combination of
colors which in a volcanic irruption would add beauty to a landscape
might detach it from a girl. Such was Gwendolen Sellers.
The family circle being completed by Gwendolen’s arrival, it was
decreed that the official mourning should now begin; that it should
begin at six o’clock every evening, (the dinner hour,) and end with the
dinner.
“It’s a grand old line, major, a sublime old line, and deserves to be
mourned for, almost royally; almost imperially, I may say. Er—Lady
Gwendolen—but she’s gone; never mind; I wanted my Peerage; I’ll fetch
it myself, presently, and show you a thing or two that will give you a
realizing idea of what our house is. I’ve been glancing through Burke,
and I find that of William the Conqueror’s sixty-four natural ch—my
dear, would you mind getting me that book? It’s on the escritoire in
our boudoir. Yes, as I was saying, there’s only St. Albans, Buccleugh
and Grafton ahead of us on the list—all the rest of the British
nobility are in procession behind us. Ah, thanks, my lady. Now then, we
turn to William, and we find—letter for XYZ? Oh, splendid—when’d you
get it?”
“Last night; but I was asleep before you came, you were out so late;
and when I came to breakfast Miss Gwendolen—well, she knocked
everything out of me, you know—”
“Wonderful girl, wonderful; her great origin is detectable in her step,
her carriage, her features—but what does he _say?_ Come, this is
exciting.”
“I haven’t read it—er—Rossm—Mr. Rossm—er—”
“M’lord! Just cut it short like that. It’s the English way. I’ll open
it. Ah, now let’s see.”
A. TO YOU KNOW WHO. Think I know you. Wait ten days. Coming to
Washington.
The excitement died out of both men’s faces. There was a brooding
silence for a while, then the younger one said with a sigh:
“Why, _we_ can’t wait ten days for the money.”
“No—the man’s unreasonable; we are down to the bed rock, financially
speaking.”
“If we could explain to him in some way, that we are so situated that
time is of the utmost importance to us—”
“Yes—yes, that’s it—and so if it would be as convenient for him to come
at once it would be a great accommodation to us, and one which we—which
we—which we—wh—well, which we should sincerely appreciate—”
“That’s it—and most gladly reciprocate—”
“Certainly—that’ll fetch him. Worded right, if he’s a _man_—got any of
the _feelings_ of a man, _sympathies_ and all that, he’ll be here
inside of twenty-four hours. Pen and paper—come, we’ll get right at
it.”
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