Humorous stories; Mistaken identity -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
Here was the most beautiful young creature he had ever seen in his
life. It was Sally Sellers Lady Gwendolen; she had come in the night.
And it seemed to him that her clothes were the prettiest and the
daintiest he had ever looked upon, and the most exquisitely contrived
and fashioned and combined, as to decorative trimmings, and fixings,
and melting harmonies of color. It was only a morning dress, and
inexpensive, but he confessed to himself, in the English common to
Cherokee Strip, that it was a “corker.” And now, as he perceived, the
reason why the Sellers household poverties and sterilities had been
made to blossom like the rose, and charm the eye and satisfy the
spirit, stood explained; here was the magician; here in the midst of
her works, and furnishing in her own person the proper accent and
climaxing finish of the whole.
“My daughter, Major Hawkins—come home to mourn; flown home at the call
of affliction to help the authors of her being bear the burden of
bereavement. She was very fond of the late earl—idolized him, sir,
idolized him—”
“Why, father, I’ve never seen him.”
“True—she’s right, I was thinking of another—er—of her mother—”
“_I_ idolized that smoked haddock?—that sentimental, spiritless—”
“I was thinking of myself! Poor noble fellow, we were inseparable com—”
“Hear the man! Mulberry Sel—Mul—Rossmore—hang the troublesome name I
can never—if I’ve heard you say once, I’ve heard you say a thousand
times that if that poor sheep—”
“I was thinking of—of—I don’t know who I was thinking of, and it
doesn’t make any difference anyway; _some_body idolized him, I
recollect it as if it were yesterday; and—”
“Father, I am going to shake hands with Major Hawkins, and let the
introduction work along and catch up at its leisure. I remember you
very well in deed, Major Hawkins, although I was a little child when I
saw you last; and I am very, very glad indeed to see you again and have
you in our house as one of us;” and beaming in his face she finished
her cordial shake with the hope that he had not forgotten her.
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He was prodigiously pleased by her outspoken heartiness, and wanted to
repay her by assuring her that he remembered her, and not only that but
better even than he remembered his own children, but the facts would
not quite warrant this; still, he stumbled through a tangled sentence
which answered just as well, since the purport of it was an awkward and
unintentional confession that her extraordinary beauty had so stupefied
him that he hadn’t got back to his bearings, yet, and therefore
couldn’t be certain as to whether he remembered her at all or not. The
speech made him her friend; it couldn’t well help it.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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