Humorous stories; Mistaken identity -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
The landlady took her tranquil departure, without commanding either of
the young people to vacate the room. The young man wondered a little
that a mother who seemed so honest and respectable should be so
thoughtless, and was reaching for his hat, intending to disembarrass
the girl of his presence; but she said:
“Where are you going?”
“Well—nowhere in particular, but as I am only in the way here—”
“Why, who said you were in the way? Sit down—I’ll move you when you are
in the way.”
She was making the beds, now. He sat down and watched her deft and
diligent performance.
“What gave you that notion? Do you reckon I need a whole room just to
make up a bed or two in?”
“Well no, it wasn’t that, exactly. We are away up here in an empty
house, and your mother being gone—”
The girl interrupted him with an amused laugh, and said:
“Nobody to protect me? Bless you, I don’t need it. I’m not afraid. I
might be if I was alone, because I do hate ghosts, and I don’t deny it.
Not that I believe in them, for I don’t. I’m only just afraid of them.”
“How can you be afraid of them if you don’t believe in them?”
“Oh, _I_ don’t know the _how_ of it—that’s too many for _me;_ I only
know it’s _so_. It’s the same with Maggie Lee.”
“Who is that?”
“One of the boarders; young lady that works in the fact’ry.”
“She works in a factory?”
“Yes. Shoe factory.”
“In a shoe factory; and you call her a young lady?”
“Why, she’s only twenty-two; what should you call her?”
“I wasn’t thinking of her age, I was thinking of the title. The fact
is, I came away from England to get away from artificial forms—for
artificial forms suit artificial people only—and here you’ve got them
too. I’m sorry. I hoped you had only men and women; everybody equal; no
differences in rank.”
The girl stopped with a pillow in her teeth and the case spread open
below it, contemplating him from under her brows with a slightly
puzzled expression. She released the pillow and said:
“Why, they _are_ all equal. Where’s any difference in rank?”
“If you call a factory girl a young _lady_, what do you call the
President’s wife?”
“Call her an _old_ one.”
“Oh, you make age the only distinction?”
“There ain’t any other to make as far as I can see.”
“Then _all_ women are ladies?”
“Certainly they are. All the respectable ones.”
“Well, that puts a better face on it. Certainly there is no harm in a
title when it is given to everybody. It is only an offense and a wrong
when it is restricted to a favored few. But Miss—er—”
“Hattie.”
“Miss Hattie, be frank; confess that that title _isn’t_ accorded by
everybody to everybody. The rich American doesn’t call her cook a
lady—isn’t that so?”
“Yes, it’s so. What of it?”
He was surprised and a little disappointed, to see that his admirable
shot had produced no perceptible effect.
“What _of_ it?” he said. “Why this: equality is _not_ conceded here,
after all, and the Americans are no better off than the English. In
fact there’s no difference.”
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