The Amouretta landscape, and other stories — John Shaqi
The Amouretta landscape, and other storiesAdams, Adeline
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The Amouretta landscape, and other stories
Adams, Adeline
American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
“You see,” he explained to the bewildered Maurice, “I want the tone of
this dive to be at once romantic, realistic, humorous, and ironic. I
guess I’ve captured it all, now.” Maurice sighed as he helped his cousin
to hang a pair of fine tapestries, begged from Hal’s trusting mother. “To
draw the dowagers,” Hal said.
Odd as it seemed to the elder man, the dowagers were really drawn. After
all, you never can tell; dowagers are not exempt. Through a judicious
one-by-one exposition (a Japanese idea, borrowed by Hal from The Book
of Tea), many valuable objects salvaged from the wreck of the Wrayne
fortunes were disposed of at excellent prices; and before the year was
out, the boy had succeeded in selling to his college friends, and their
friends, a goodly number of little pictures, studies and sketches,
mostly in the new manner, whatever that happened to be. His “quartette
of skirts,” far from being an encumbrance, were, so he stoutly declared,
“a high-class asset.” His sister Dodo was a wonder in throwing a bit of
bargain-counter drapery over a mission stool, so as to make you think of
a Doge’s palace. She and his wife organized those charming teas, which,
when presided over by his lady-mother, with her authentic air of _belle
Marquise_, made everything look thoroughly salable and artistic, from
those queer Lithuanian sketches to Hal’s own models for stage sets.
Prosperity was just around the corner; and the only singular circumstance
was, Hal began to have ideals. “No junk, girlie,” he would warn the
enterprising Dodo. “No Greenwich Village in mine! I mean to run a gallery
fit for a refined limousine trade, and I don’t want my clients to think
they’re slumming, just because I keep ’em in touch with the grand new
movements in art.”
Maurice Price looked on, fascinated by the spectacle of his young
relative’s start in a career that was neither law nor art, yet had been
suggested to Hal by his slender knowledge of both.
“Why don’t you send me up some of _your_ things?” the boy boldly asked
Maurice. “They would sell like hot cakes, mixed in with my regular stuff.”
And Maurice, full of good-will, had replied, “Perhaps I may, if I can
look up some inexpensive little bits your customers might like.”
“Not on your tintype!” retorted Hal. “Can’t you see, old
Price-of-Great-Pearls, my quartette and I have to _live_ on my thirty
per cent? _I_ don’t want your inexpensive little bits! I want your
masterpieces, the costlier the better. Bet I can sell ’em for you, too,
as easy as Farintosh, or MacDuff. Your being an Academician doesn’t stand
in _my_ way!”
Maurice flushed, not so much on account of being an Academician, as
because he suddenly saw himself self-convicted of a lack of imagination
in regard to his cousin.
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