The Art of Being Bored: A Comedy in Three ActsPailleron, Edouard
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The Art of Being Bored: A Comedy in Three Acts
Pailleron, Edouard
Comedy plays; French drama -- Translations into English
MME. DE LOUDAN. In that gown? Are you not afraid of the seductive charm
of this spring evening, my dear?
LUCY. Oh, I shan’t be cold!
MME. DE LOUDAN. You are a true daughter of the Land of Fogs! I am very
much afraid of the night air!
(MADAME DE LOUDAN _goes out with_ MADAME ARRIÉGO, _left_. _As_
LUCY _starts to follow_ MADAME DE CÉRAN _into the garden, she is
intercepted by_ FRANCOIS.)
FRANCOIS. I still can’t find the pink paper, Mademoiselle.
SUZANNE. (_Picking up a pink paper which she has knocked off the table,
while putting her notebooks on it. Aside_) A pink paper! (_She looks at
the paper_)
LUCY. Ah, yes, the letter we were looking for this morning!
SUZANNE. (_Aside, quickly hiding the letter behind her back_) That you
were looking for this morning!
LUCY. (_As she is leaving the room_) Never mind looking for it now.
(_She goes out into the garden_; FRANCOIS _follows her_)
SUZANNE. (_Looking at_ LUCY _as_ ROGER _enters_) The letter this
morning!
(_Enter the_ DUCHESS.)
DUCHESS. How’s this? You’re not ready yet? Nor you? What are you doing
here?
(SUZANNE _looks at_ ROGER _without answering_.)
ROGER. (_To the_ DUCHESS) Ah, these are the notebooks! Give them to me,
Suzanne. (_He goes to her, she hands them to him, looking at him in
silence_) What’s the matter with her?
DUCHESS. Let me look at those notebooks!
(ROGER _goes to the_ DUCHESS, _who is seated left_. SUZANNE, _to the
right of the table, tries without being seen to open the paper which
she holds in her left hand_.)
ROGER. (_Looking at_ SUZANNE—_astonished_) That’s strange!
DUCHESS. (_To_ ROGER, _drawing him toward her_) Come here, closer—my
eyes are bad——
ROGER. (_Lowering the notebooks, as he steals a glance at_ SUZANNE.
_Suddenly he seizes the_ DUCHESS _by the arm, and whispers_) Aunt!
DUCHESS. (_To_ ROGER, _aside_) What’s the matter now?
ROGER. Look! But don’t turn your head! She’s trying to read something!
A letter, you see! She’s trying to hide it, don’t you see?
DUCHESS. Yes!
SUZANNE. (_Who has opened the letter; reading_) “I shall arrive
Thursday.” (_Astonished_) From Roger! The one Lucy got this morning!
(_She looks at the letter_) But why is it written that way, without
any signature? (_Continues reading_) “This evening at ten; in the
conservatory. Say you have a headache.” Ah!
DUCHESS. What can it be? (_Calling_) Suzanne!
SUZANNE. (_Surprised; puts the letter behind her back, and goes toward
the_ DUCHESS) Yes, Aunt?
DUCHESS. What are you reading there?
SUZANNE. I, Aunt? Nothing.
DUCHESS. I thought that—come here!
SUZANNE. (_Slipping the letter under the books on the table, as she
goes toward the_ DUCHESS) Yes, Aunt?
DUCHESS. (_Aside_) This is curious!
SUZANNE. (_Near the_ DUCHESS) What is it, Aunt?
DUCHESS. Get my mantle for me.
SUZANNE. (_Hesitating_) But——
DUCHESS. You don’t care to?
SUZANNE. Oh, certainly, Aunt!
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