The Art of Being Bored: A Comedy in Three ActsPailleron, Edouard
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The Art of Being Bored: A Comedy in Three Acts
Pailleron, Edouard
Comedy plays; French drama -- Translations into English
TOULONNIER. I hope you will pardon me, my dear Duchess, but—business,
you know! We are literally up to the ears in work. You’ll permit me to
leave early, I trust?
DUCHESS. With pleasure!
MME. DE CÉRAN. (_Embarrassed_) Ah, Monsieur Bellac!
TOULONNIER. (_To whom_ MME. DE CÉRAN _introduces_ BELLAC) Monsieur!
(_He and_ BELLAC _shake hands and talk_)
MME. DE CÉRAN. (_Coming to the_ DUCHESS) Be nice to him, Aunt; please.
DUCHESS. Your Republican friend? Nonsense! A man who gives us twenty
minutes of his time as if he were a king! The idea!
MME. DE CÉRAN. You will at least allow him to escort you to the table?
DUCHESS. I should think not! Keep him yourself! I’ll take little
Raymond. He’s much more amusing.
(_Enter_ ROGER, _dressed for dinner_.)
ROGER. (_To the_ DUCHESS, _frightened_) Aunt!
DUCHESS. Well, what is it now?
ROGER. Oh, something—I just overheard something in the corridor
upstairs. It’s unbelievable.
DUCHESS. Well, what?
ROGER. I didn’t see who was speaking, but I’m sure I heard——
(RAYMOND _and_ JEANNE _enter furtively_.)
DUCHESS. Well, what?
ROGER. The sound of a kiss! What do you think of that?
DUCHESS. Of a what?
ROGER. Yes, I’m sure I heard it!
DUCHESS. Well, who——
MME. DE CÉRAN. (_Introducing to_ TOULONNIER) Monsieur Paul Raymond,
Sub-prefect of Agenis.
RAYMOND. Monsieur le Secrétaire-Géneral! (_Introducing_ JEANNE) Madame
Paul Raymond.
(SUZANNE _enters, wearing an evening gown._)
MME. DE LOUDAN. (_Seeing_ SUZANNE) Ohh!
BELLAC. Ah, my young pupil!
(_Murmurs of astonishment._)
ROGER. (_To the_ DUCHESS) Look, Aunt! _Décolletée!_ It’s disgraceful!
DUCHESS. I don’t think so. (_Aside_) She’s been crying.
FRANCOIS. (_Announcing_) Dinner is served.
ROGER. (_Approaching_ SUZANNE, _who is conversing with_ BELLAC) I must
know! (_Offering her his arm_) Suzanne! (SUZANNE _looks at him coldly
and takes the arm of_ BELLAC, _who is speaking with_ LUCY)
BELLAC. (_To_ SUZANNE) How the rest will envy me, Mademoiselle!
ROGER. (_Aside_) This is too much! (_He offers his arm to_ LUCY)
DUCHESS. What does this mean?—Come, Raymond, give me your arm. (RAYMOND
_approaches her_) My friend, one must suffer much before one becomes a
Prefect!
PAUL. The suffering is by no means unpleasant, Duchess.
DUCHESS. You’re going to sit next to me at the table. We’ll slander the
Government!
PAUL. Oh, Duchess! And I one of her servants! Oh, no!—But there is
nothing to prevent my listening to you!
_Curtain._
ACT II
(_Same scene as_ ACT I.)
(BELLAC, TOULONNIER, ROGER, PAUL RAYMOND, MADAME DE CÉRAN, MADAME
DE LOUDAN, _the_ DUCHESS, SUZANNE, LUCY, JEANNE, _seated in a
semi-circle, listening to_ SAINT-RÉAULT, _who is finishing his
lecture_.)
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