The Astonishing Adventure of Jane Smith — John Shaqi
The Astonishing Adventure of Jane SmithWentworth, Patricia
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The Astonishing Adventure of Jane Smith
Wentworth, Patricia
Adventure stories; Cousins -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories
Jane took down the telephone directory, opened it, and began to run her
finger along the column of “M’s.” As she did so, she wondered why the
light in public call offices is so arranged as to strike the top of the
occupant’s head, and never by any chance to illumine the directory.
“Marbot”—“Marbottle”—“March, The Rev. Aloysius”—“March, George William
Adolphus”—“March, Mrs. de Luttrelle.”
Jane made a mark opposite the number.
When Rosa Mortimer married Henry Luttrell March, she thought, and often
said, how much nicer the Luttrell would look if it were written de
Luttrelle. If her husband had died six months earlier than he actually
did, the name in this improved form would most certainly have been
inflicted upon an infant Henry. As it was, the child was baptized and
registered as Henry Luttrell, and ten years later took up the struggle
over the name where his father had left it. Eventually, a compromise was
effected, Mrs. March flaunting her de Luttrelle, and Henry tending to
suppress his Luttrell under an initial. His mother never ceased to
bemoan his stubbornness.
“Any one would think that Henry was not proud of his family, and he may
say what he likes, but there were de Luttrelles for hundreds of years
before any one ever heard of a Luttrell. And Luttrell Marches is bound
to come to him, or practically bound to, because, whatever Henry may
say, I am quite sure that Tony will never turn up again.”
The very sound of the aggrieved voice was in Jane’s ears as she unhung
the receiver and gave the number. She supposed that Henry still lived
with his mother, and that Mrs. March would still keep an indignant
bridge table waiting whilst she discoursed upon Henry—his faults, his
foibles, his ailments, and his prospects of inheriting Luttrell Marches.
At that moment Henry, appropriately enough, was gazing at a photograph
of Jane. It must not be imagined that this was a habit of his. Three
years ago was three years ago, and Jane had receded into the distance
with a great many other pleasant things. But to-night he had been
looking through some old snapshots, and all of a sudden there was that
three-years-old Cornish holiday, and Jane. Henry sat frowning at the
photograph.
Jane—why was one fond of Jane? He wondered where she was. It was only
last week that some one had mentioned old Carruthers, and had seemed
surprised that Henry did not know how long he had been dead.
The telephone bell rang, and Henry jumped up with relief.
“Hullo!” said a voice—and “Hullo!” said Henry.
“Is that Captain March?”
“Speaking,” said Henry.
“It’s Jane Smith,” said the voice, and Henry very nearly dropped the
receiver. There was a pause, and then Jane said:
“I want to come and see you on business. Can you spare the time?”
“Er—my mother’s out,” said Henry, and he heard her say, “Thank
goodness,” with much sincerity. The next moment she was apologising.
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