The Astonishing Adventure of Jane Smith — John Shaqi
The Astonishing Adventure of Jane SmithWentworth, Patricia
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The Astonishing Adventure of Jane Smith
Wentworth, Patricia
Adventure stories; Cousins -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories
“Oh, I say, Henry, that sounded awfully rude, but I really do want to
see you about something very important. No, you can’t come and see me.
I’m one of the great unemployed, and I’m not living anywhere at present.
No, I won’t meet you at a restaurant either. Just tell me your nearest
Tube Station, and I’ll come along. All right then; I won’t be more than
ten minutes.”
Henry turned away, feeling a little dazed. Being a methodical young man,
he proceeded to put away the photographs with which the table was
littered. A little snapshot of Jane he kept to the last, and ended by
not putting it away at all. After he had looked at it for some time, he
put it on the mantelpiece behind the clock. The hands pointed to nine
o’clock precisely. Then he looked at himself in the glass that was over
the mantel, and straightened his tie.
Henry’s mother naturally considered him the most beautiful of created
beings. Without going quite as far as this, Henry certainly approved of
his own looks. Having approved of himself, he proceeded to move the
clock back half an inch, and to alter the position of the twisted
candlesticks on either side of it. Then he poked the fire. Then he began
to walk up and down the room. And then the bell rang.
Henry went out into the hall and opened the door of the flat, and there
on the threshold stood Jane in a shabby blue serge coat and skirt, with
an old black felt hat. Not pretty, not smart—just Jane. She walked in
and gave him her hand.
“Hullo, Henry!” she said. Then she laughed. “Or, do I call you Captain
March?”
“You call me Henry,” said Henry, and he shut the door.
“I expect you’d like to come into the drawing-room”—this came hurriedly
after a moment’s pause. He moved across the hall, switched on the light,
and stood aside for her to pass. Jane looked in and saw more pink
cushions and pink lamp-shades than she would have believed it possible
to get into one small room. There were also a great many pink roses, and
the air was heavy with scent.
“I’m sure that’s not where you see people on business,” said Jane, and
Henry led the way into the dining-room.
“This is my room,” he said, and Jane sat down on a straight, high-backed
chair and leaned her elbows on the table.
“Now, Henry,” she said, “I’ve come here to tell you a story, and I want
you to sit down and listen to it; and please forget that you are you,
and that I am I. Just listen.”
Henry sat down obediently. It was so good to see Jane again that, if she
liked to sit there and talk till midnight, he had no objection.
“Now attend,” said Jane, and she began her story.
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