The Astonishing History of Troy TownQuiller-Couch, Arthur
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The Astonishing History of Troy Town
Quiller-Couch, Arthur
Cornwall (England : County) -- Fiction
There was no public demonstration. They might as well have come in
the dead of night. Miss Limpenny was almost the sole witness of
their arrival, and Miss Limpenny's observations were cut short by a
terrible occurrence.
She had taken stock of the Honourable Frederic, and pronounced him
"aristocratic-looking"; of the Honourable Mrs. Frederic's
travelling-dress, and decided it to be _Cumeelfo_; she had counted
the boxes twice, and made them seven each time; she was about to
count the buttons on the liveried youth, when--
To this day she sinks her voice as she narrates it. She saw--the
unseemliness, the monstrous indelicacy of it!--she saw--the nightcap
and shoulders of Admiral Buzza craning out of the next-door window!
What happened next? Whether she actually fainted, or merely kept her
eyes shut, she cannot clearly remember. But for weeks afterwards, as
she declares, the sight of a man caused her to "turn all colours."
It was significant, this nightcap of Admiral Buzza--as the ram's horn
to Jericho, the Mother Carey's chicken to the doomed ship.
It announced, even as it struck, the first blow at the old morality
of Troy.
CHAPTER IV.
OF CERTAIN LEPERS; AND TWO BROTHERS, WHO, BEING MUCH ALIKE, LOVED
THEIR SISTER, AND RECOMMENDED THE USE OF GLOBES.
I must here clear myself on a point which has no doubt caused the
reader some indignation. "We remarked," he or she will say, "that,
some chapters back, the Admiral described Troy as a 'beautiful little
town.' Why, then, have we had no description of it, no digressions
on scenery, no word-painting?"
To this I answer--Dear sir, or madam, no one who has known Troy was
ever yet capable of describing it. If you doubt me, visit the town
and see for yourself. I will for the moment suppose you to do so.
What happens?
On the first day you take a boat and row about the harbour.
"Scenery!" you exclaim, "why, what could you have more? Here is a
lovely harbour flanked by bold hills to right and left; here are the
ruined castles, witnesses of the great days when Troy sent ships to
carry the English army to Agincourt; here axe grey houses huddled at
the water's edge, hoary, battered walls and quay-doors coated with
ooze and green weed. Such is Troy, and on the further shore quaint
Penpoodle faces it, where a silver creek, dividing, runs up to
Lanbeg; further up, the harbour melts into a river where the old
ferry-boat plies to and from the foot of a tiny village straggling up
the hill; further yet, and the jetties mingle with the steep woods
beside the roads, where the vessels lie thickest; ships of all builds
and of all nations, from the trim Canadian timber-ship to the
corpulent Billy-boy. Why, the very heart of the picturesque is here.
What more can you want?"
On the second day you will see all this from the harbour again, or
perhaps you will cross the ferry and climb the King's Walk on the
opposite bank; you will see it all, but with a change. It is more
lovely, but not the same.
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