This was a very great loss to me, as the specimens I brought of soils
would have been of great use to me in the course of experiments which I
soon after began in the object of expelling gases from earths. In my
journey through Ireland I was received with great hospitality, which
characterises the nation, and with that particular attention which my
peculiar object excited in so many persons who rendered agriculture
either their profit or amusement.
I travelled four hundred miles _de suite_ without going to an inn.
Amongst those who were most desirous of my calling upon them was Sir
James Caldwell, of Castle Caldwell, on Lough Erne. One anecdote will
give some idea of his character.
The Marquis of Lansdowne, then Earl of Shelburne, being in Ireland, and
intending to call on Sir James, he, with an hospitality truly Irish,
thought of nothing night or day but how to devise some amusement to
entertain his noble guest, and came home to breakfast one morning with
prodigious eagerness to communicate a new idea to Lady Caldwell. This
was to summon together the hundred labourers he employed, and choose
fifty that, would best represent New Zealand savages, in order that he
might form two fleets of boats on the Lough, one to represent Captain
Cook and his men, the other a New Zealand chief at the head of his party
in canoes, and consulted her how it would be possible to get them
dressed in an appropriate manner in time for Lord Shelburne’s arrival.
Lady C., who had much more prudence than Sir James, reminded him that he
had 200 acres of hay down, and the preparations he mentioned would
occupy so much time that the whole would now stand a chance of being
spoiled. All remonstrances were in vain. Tailors were pressed into his
service from the surrounding country to vamp up, as well as time would
permit, the crews of men and fleets. The prediction was fulfilled: the
hay was spoiled, and what hurt Sir James much more, he received a letter
from Lord S. to put off his coming till his return from Kilkenny, and
that uncertain. To add to the mortification, after some weeks, Sir James
being on business at Dublin, Lord S. arrived without giving notice, and
Lady C., not presuming to exhibit the intended battle, but wishing to
amuse his Lordship as well as the place would afford, told him at
breakfast that the morning should be spent in fishing. Lord S. replied,
‘My dear Lady C., you look upon a fine lake out of your windows; but I
have often remarked—from the ocean to the pond—that where at the first
blush you have reason to expect most fish you are sure to find least.’
This made Lady C. exert herself—boats, nets, and all were collected, and
they caught such an immensity as really proved a most gratifying
spectacle to his Lordship, who confessed that his maxim failed him for
once. His stay was too short for Sir James’s return.
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