At Lord Longford’s I met a person of some celebrity at the time for
adventures not worth reciting, Mr. Medlicott. Lord L. and he gave me an
account of a gentleman of a good estate in that neighbourhood, but then
dead, whose real life, manners and conversation far exceeded anything to
be met with in ‘Castle Rackrent.’ His hospitality was unbounded, and it
never for a moment came into his head to make any provision for feeding
the people he brought into his house. While credit was to be had, his
butler or housekeeper did this for him; his own attention was given
solely to the cellar that wine might not be wanted. If claret was
secured, with a dead ox or sheep hanging in the slaughter-house ready
for steaks or cutlets, he thought all was well. He was never easy
without company in the house, and with a large party in it would invite
another of twice the number. One day the cook came into the breakfast
parlour before all the company: ‘Sir, there’s no coals.’ ‘Then burn
turf.’ ‘Sir, there’s no turf.’ ‘Then cut down a tree.’ This was a
forlorn hope, for in all probability he must have gone three miles to
find one, all round the house being long ago safely swept away. They
dispatched a number of cars to borrow turf. Candles were equally
deficient, for unfortunately he was fond of dogs all half starved, so
that a gentleman walking to what was called his bed-chamber, after
making two or three turnings, met a hungry greyhound, who, jumping up,
took the candle out of the candlestick, and devoured it in a trice, and
left him in the dark. To advance or return was equally a matter of
chance, therefore groping his way, he soon found himself in the midst of
a parcel of giggling maidservants. By what means he at last found his
way to his ‘shakedown’ is unknown. A ‘shakedown’ when I was in Ireland
meant some clean straw spread upon the floor, with blankets and sheets,
in what was called the barrack room, one containing several beds for
single men.
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