French fiction -- Translations into English; Paris (France) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
While saying these words the chevalier quickly departed, no longer
remembering the blow which he had received. With a full stomach and a
pistole in his belt, Chaudoreille was very well pleased with his day's
work. The white wine which he had drunk had aroused his enterprise and
inclined him to undertake some adventures. He felt especially carried
towards love, but if it is the custom of Bacchus to render one
enterprising, the odor of wine and the speech of a tipsy man are not
auxiliaries favorable to love. It had been dark for some time when
Chaudoreille left the fair, ogling all the women whom he met and
murmuring between his teeth,--
"By jingo! I must make a conquest this evening. I am beginning to get
tired of my portress, who is forty-five years old and has one leg
shorter than the other; it is true that she overwhelms me with
kindnesses. She bleaches my linen and repairs my ruff; but what does a
little infidelity by the way matter, my Venus will know nothing about
it."
Chaudoreille had reached the Rue Montmartre when he saw a woman pass by
him, dressed like a country woman. She was alone; the chevalier ogled
her and turned back to follow her. The carriage of the dame had
something very decided about it, which was pleasing to Chaudoreille; but
she walked with such long steps that he was obliged to run to follow
her. On reaching her side the gallant tried to enter into conversation
with her by making one of those pretty propositions in use among those
gentlemen who make love in the streets, and seek their conquests by
lantern light. She did not answer Chaudoreille, but walked faster. Our
man was not at all abashed; he continued to trot by her side doing the
amiable, putting his feet in the streams, which he did not see, and
splashing his beauty while whispering sweet nothings. However, the
person whom he was following had reached the Rue Saint-Honore, a short
distance from the Rue des Bourdonnais. Chaudoreille, receiving no
answer, and seeing that nothing was to be gained by his compliments,
decided to attempt strong measures. He approached the country woman and
pinched her sharply, and received in return a slap in the face, so well
applied that it sent him up against a stone post four feet away.
Urbain was going according to his custom to visit Blanche, when on the
way he made the conquest of Chaudoreille. After disengaging himself in
so heroic a manner the young bachelor ran up to the barber's house,
entering the passageway, where some one came immediately to open to him,
and reached Blanche, still much agitated by the adventure.
"What is the matter with you, my dear Ursule?" said Blanche. "You seem
excited."
"Just now in the street two men fighting frightened me."
"Poor child, but didn't you have your talisman?"
"Oh, yes, but in spite of that I was afraid."
"I can well believe it," said Blanche, "to see men fighting must be very
unpleasant. Come, sit down, my dear friend."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account