The Baritone's Parish; or, "All Things to All Men" — John Shaqi
The Baritone's Parish; or, "All Things to All Men"Ludlow, James M. (James Meeker)
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The Baritone's Parish; or, "All Things to All Men"
Ludlow, James M. (James Meeker)
Alcoholics -- Fiction; Christian life -- Fiction; Clergy -- Fiction; Singers -- Fiction
The noise brought in Brady, who said it was "galoreous," but for all
that they'd have to "bolt up their chins," as it was past twelve
o'clock, and the "perlice wasn't so easy on lodgin'-houses as they was
on the swill-shops."
"See here, Vox," said the doctor, "I am going home alone to-night.
Find out your pal. Chum him a bit. A man with that voice has had
culture. Scrape the rust off him, and you will find something polished
beneath, or I am no judge of human nature. Take him for your parish,
Phil."
"A heathenish sort of a mission that," replied Vox, looking at the
fellow, who was trying, as he said, to find his night-key to get his
boots off with. After a moment's hesitation, Vox added: "All right,
doctor; you've had as hard a field with me, if it wasn't so dirty a
one. I'll take him for a sobering walk in the drizzle, and then get
him into better quarters than he has here."
Vox had his hands full with his job, and at times his arms full too.
His companion insisted that the Bowery sidewalk, covered with sleet,
was a toboggan-slide, and that he was tumbling off the sled. What
could Vox do with his protégé? He couldn't walk him or slide him all
night. A policeman proposed to relieve him of his anxiety by taking
them both to the station-house, but was persuaded not to perform this
heroic exploit by the man's assurance that his pal's legs hadn't any
snakes in them, and by Vox's demonstration that he could stand alone.
Then Vox thought of the story of the good Samaritan, with rising
respect for the priest that passed by on the other side. Next, having
got into the charity business, he envied the Samaritan at least his
ass, "instead," as Vox soliloquized, "of making an ass of myself." He
thought of taking the fellow to some hotel, paying for his lodging, and
hiring the clerk to see that he was properly sobered off in the
morning; but concluded that, whatever might have been the case on the
road to Jericho, there was no innkeeper on the Bowery whom he could
trust with such a commission, or who would trust him to call in the
morning and pay the bill. He could take him back to Brady's Harbor, he
thought; but when they turned about the man declared that he wouldn't
walk up a toboggan-slide, and sat down on the sidewalk for another ride.
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