The Bath Keepers; Or, Paris in Those Days, v.2: (Novels of Paul de Kock Volume VIII)Kock, Paul de
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The Bath Keepers; Or, Paris in Those Days, v.2: (Novels of Paul de Kock Volume VIII)
Kock, Paul de
French fiction -- Translations into English
"Who is the esquire of that tall, lanky, ugly gentleman bathing
upstairs?" the attendant asked.
There was no reply; they were all too busily occupied, drinking,
talking, and laughing, to pay any heed to what he said. Finding that no
one answered him, the attendant calmly took a seat at the rear of the
shop, saying to himself:
"The esquire doesn't seem to be here. No matter! it isn't my fault."
After waiting five minutes for his esquire to appear, Passedix concluded
to ring again.
"That bath attendant looks so stupid," he thought, "that I'll wager he
didn't understand what I said!"
The attendant, seated at the rear of the shop, heard the bell
distinctly, but he did not stir; he settled down comfortably in his
chair and said to himself:
"There's that tall skeleton ringing again; it can't be anybody else, for
there's nobody else in the baths just now.--But it isn't worth while for
me to go there, as he wants his esquire and not me.--As if I knew where
his esquire is! it's probably that little bit of a fellow that ran off
with a bundle under his arm, and he hasn't come back!"
Several more minutes passed, and the bell rang again, more violently.
The attendant kept his seat; it even seemed to amuse him to hear such a
merry peal.
Soon the jangling of the bell became incessant; and as there came a
moment when no one of the drinkers was speaking, because they were
emptying their glasses, Master Hugonnet at last heard the _carillon_ in
which his customer was indulging.
"Someone is ringing! Sarpejeu! someone is ringing! Don't you hear, Jean?
you sit there as calmly as you please! Go, see what is wanted."
"Oh! I hear the bell well enough, and I've heard it a long while,
monsieur; but it's no use going to see; I have been once."
"But the gentleman in the bath is calling."
"Yes; and I tell you that I went to see what he wanted. He wants his
esquire--that's what he wants; but I am not his esquire."
"His esquire!" cried Plumard, placing his glass on the table. "The
devil! you should have told me; I am his esquire!"
"I called you, but you didn't answer."
"Fichtre! I am going to be scolded. I must hurry; he is ringing as if he
would tear everything to pieces."
Plumard entered the cabinet where Passedix was bathing; he found him
exasperated, frantic with rage.
"Did monsieur le chevalier ring?"
"Did I ring! knave! gallows-bird! you presume to ask me! Why, I have
been ringing an hour!"
"Don't charge it to me, monseigneur; it's the fault of that fool of an
attendant. He said nothing to me; I only learned a moment ago that you
wanted me. I am terribly distressed, O my master!"
"I will thrash that attendant when I am out of the bath!"
"You will do well, monsieur le chevalier."
"Tell me, esquire, have you not yet seen my page return?"
"No, monseigneur, not yet."
"It seems to me that he is very long; it is nearly an hour that I have
been in the water, and I am beginning to have enough of it!"
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