The Bath Keepers; Or, Paris in Those Days, v.2: (Novels of Paul de Kock Volume VIII)Kock, Paul de
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The Bath Keepers; Or, Paris in Those Days, v.2: (Novels of Paul de Kock Volume VIII)
Kock, Paul de
French fiction -- Translations into English
Before we introduce the solicitor's two clerks, let us see what had
happened between them as a result of the delicate commission which one
had intrusted to the other.
XXXIII
BAHUCHET'S POMADE
We have seen in what fashion Master Landry treated young Plumard, whom
he had taken for a lover of his daughter.
We know, too, that little Bahuchet, having betaken himself to a wine
shop with the purpose of regaling himself there, had found means to
obtain a thrashing from Master Hugonnet, to whom he had applied for some
pomade which would make the hair grow. As in those days hair dressers
employed neither bear's grease nor lion's flesh, the bath keeper had
taken the young clerk's request in very ill part. Bahuchet had returned
home sorely vexed because he had been beaten, but even more dissatisfied
because he had obtained no pomade; for he was most solicitous to recover
possession of the gold piece that he had given to his comrade Plumard,
and which the latter had promised to return to him on receipt of the
precious cosmetic that was to restore to the nape of his neck the shade
which it had lost.
"After all," said Bahuchet to himself, the next morning, "as that brute
of a barber would not give me any pomade, pardieu! I will make some
myself! And who knows! perhaps it will be better for the head than all
the infernal drugs that the wigmakers rub into our hair."
After having considered some time what he could make it of, the little
clerk took some gum, mustard, pitch, starch, and molasses, and with all
of these he compounded a solid paste which gave forth a not very sweet
odor, but which clung so persistently to the hands that it was extremely
difficult to free them from it. He filled a small jar with this
substance, wrapped it in a paper, put his seal upon it, and walked
proudly to the office, saying to himself:
"Plumard shall have his pomade, and I my gold piece."
The two clerks accosted each other, each with a most amusing expression.
"Well, friend Plumard, did you do my errand? did you deliver the white
plume?"
"Yes, to be sure; I put it into Master Landry's own hands."
"How did he take the thing?"
"In very bad part, and at one time I thought he was going to treat me
shamefully; luckily, I ran away in time.--But I would not undertake such
a commission again! it was too dangerous!"
"And for that reason you shall be handsomely paid!" said Bahuchet,
taking from his pocket the little jar in which he had placed his vile
mixture.
Plumard's face beamed; his hand was already put forth to grasp the
little jar, but Bahuchet pushed it away, saying:
"One minute; how about my gold piece?"
"Oh! of course, I will return it to you; I ask nothing better; I much
prefer this jar!"
"I should think so! a wonderful invention like this! I ought to have
made you pay me its weight in gold; but between friends, you know.
Besides, a promise is a sacred thing! Here, take your stuff!"
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