The Bath Keepers; Or, Paris in Those Days, v.2: (Novels of Paul de Kock Volume VIII)Kock, Paul de
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The Bath Keepers; Or, Paris in Those Days, v.2: (Novels of Paul de Kock Volume VIII)
Kock, Paul de
French fiction -- Translations into English
And Bahuchet, having received his money, handed his comrade the little
jar.
Plumard was in such a hurry to experiment with his pomade, that he
instantly tore off the paper and looked at and smelt the contents of the
jar.
"It is black," he said.
"I suppose that it has to be black."
"It has a strange smell."
"Probably because the old sibyl uses plants that are unknown to us."
"How hard it is!"
"You must warm it a little before using; then it becomes more ductile."
"No matter; I mean to put some of it on my head at once."
"What! here, in the office? You had better put it on at home."
"No! there are only we two in the office as yet, and I do not want to
postpone making use of it."
"You don't imagine, I suppose, that your hair will grow instantly? You
must give the stuff time to act on the capillary tissues."
"Very good; but the sooner I put some of it on my head, the sooner the
hair will grow.--By the way, is there any particular way of using it?"
Bahuchet reflected a few moments, then replied:
"Yes; wait till I recall the old witch's instructions.--Ah! now I have
it: first heat the pomade, then rub your skull with it, put on a good
lot; then you must cover it with a small round piece of linen, cotton,
or woollen stuff--the material is not important; you must simply be sure
that the pomaded part is well covered. Then, in a few days you will see
your hair!"
"Very well! I will follow your instructions to the letter; I will warm
it on the stove. But what in the devil shall I put on my head to cover
the pomade?"
"See--there's an old black woollen stocking that Maître Bourdinard's
servant must have left here by mistake; you can cut a cap out of that."
"Faith! you are right; I shall look like a little abbé. Come, let us set
to work!"
Bahuchet cut from the stocking a round piece large enough to cover the
top of Plumard's head; meanwhile, the latter daubed his head with the
mixture, which the heat had melted; he noticed with surprise that he
could not free his fingers from the pomade after he had used it; but
Bahuchet told him that that was a proof of the virtue of the cosmetic.
At last, the clerk's head being sufficiently pomaded, the piece of
woollen stocking was applied, and the operation was at an end. The clerk
then covered his head with the cap which he hardly ever laid aside.
The next morning, young Plumard put his hand to his head to make sure
that his plaster was still firm. As he passed his fingers over it, he
felt a sort of crust, but the woollen covering did not stir, and the
clerk was convinced that the process of growing was under way.
A week passed.
Plumard had tried, but to no purpose, to remove the piece of woollen
stocking that covered his head.
"Let it alone, for heaven's sake!" said Bahuchet; "if it sticks, it must
be that the work is going on; when the hair has grown a little, your
skullcap will fall off of itself."
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