Christmas stories, English; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
‘Ah! yes, yes, Dr. Jeddler,’ said the young man. ‘It is to the purpose.
Much to the purpose, as my heart bears witness this morning; and as yours
does too, I know, if you would let it speak. I leave your house to-day;
I cease to be your ward to-day; we part with tender relations stretching
far behind us, that never can be exactly renewed, and with others
dawning—yet before us,’ he looked down at Marion beside him, ‘fraught
with such considerations as I must not trust myself to speak of now.
Come, come!’ he added, rallying his spirits and the Doctor at once,
‘there’s a serious grain in this large foolish dust-heap, Doctor. Let us
allow to-day, that there is One.’
‘To-day!’ cried the Doctor. ‘Hear him! Ha, ha, ha! Of all days in the
foolish year. Why, on this day, the great battle was fought on this
ground. On this ground where we now sit, where I saw my two girls dance
this morning, where the fruit has just been gathered for our eating from
these trees, the roots of which are struck in Men, not earth,—so many
lives were lost, that within my recollection, generations afterwards, a
churchyard full of bones, and dust of bones, and chips of cloven skulls,
has been dug up from underneath our feet here. Yet not a hundred people
in that battle knew for what they fought, or why; not a hundred of the
inconsiderate rejoicers in the victory, why they rejoiced. Not half a
hundred people were the better for the gain or loss. Not half-a-dozen
men agree to this hour on the cause or merits; and nobody, in short, ever
knew anything distinct about it, but the mourners of the slain. Serious,
too!’ said the Doctor, laughing. ‘Such a system!’
‘But, all this seems to me,’ said Alfred, ‘to be very serious.’
‘Serious!’ cried the Doctor. ‘If you allowed such things to be serious,
you must go mad, or die, or climb up to the top of a mountain, and turn
hermit.’
‘Besides—so long ago,’ said Alfred.
‘Long ago!’ returned the Doctor. ‘Do you know what the world has been
doing, ever since? Do you know what else it has been doing? _I_ don’t!’
‘It has gone to law a little,’ observed Mr. Snitchey, stirring his tea.
‘Although the way out has been always made too easy,’ said his partner.
‘And you’ll excuse my saying, Doctor,’ pursued Mr. Snitchey, ‘having been
already put a thousand times in possession of my opinion, in the course
of our discussions, that, in its having gone to law, and in its legal
system altogether, I do observe a serious side—now, really, a something
tangible, and with a purpose and intention in it—’
Clemency Newcome made an angular tumble against the table, occasioning a
sounding clatter among the cups and saucers.
‘Heyday! what’s the matter there?’ exclaimed the Doctor.
‘It’s this evil-inclined blue bag,’ said Clemency, ‘always tripping up
somebody!’
‘With a purpose and intention in it, I was saying,’ resumed Snitchey,
‘that commands respect. Life a farce, Dr. Jeddler? With law in it?’
The Doctor laughed, and looked at Alfred.
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