Christmas stories, English; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
With a start, productive for the moment of a closer partnership between
Jonathan Snitchey and Thomas Craggs than the subsisting articles of
agreement in that wise contemplated, he hastily betook himself to where
the sisters stood together, and—however, I needn’t more particularly
explain his manner of saluting Marion first, and Grace afterwards, than
by hinting that Mr. Craggs may possibly have considered it ‘too easy.’
Perhaps to change the subject, Dr. Jeddler made a hasty move towards the
breakfast, and they all sat down at table. Grace presided; but so
discreetly stationed herself, as to cut off her sister and Alfred from
the rest of the company. Snitchey and Craggs sat at opposite corners,
with the blue bag between them for safety; the Doctor took his usual
position, opposite to Grace. Clemency hovered galvanically about the
table, as waitress; and the melancholy Britain, at another and a smaller
board, acted as Grand Carver of a round of beef and a ham.
‘Meat?’ said Britain, approaching Mr. Snitchey, with the carving knife
and fork in his hands, and throwing the question at him like a missile.
‘Certainly,’ returned the lawyer.
‘Do _you_ want any?’ to Craggs.
‘Lean and well done,’ replied that gentleman.
Having executed these orders, and moderately supplied the Doctor (he
seemed to know that nobody else wanted anything to eat), he lingered as
near the Firm as he decently could, watching with an austere eye their
disposition of the viands, and but once relaxing the severe expression of
his face. This was on the occasion of Mr. Craggs, whose teeth were not
of the best, partially choking, when he cried out with great animation,
‘I thought he was gone!’
‘Now, Alfred,’ said the Doctor, ‘for a word or two of business, while we
are yet at breakfast.’
‘While we are yet at breakfast,’ said Snitchey and Craggs, who seemed to
have no present idea of leaving off.
Although Alfred had not been breakfasting, and seemed to have quite
enough business on his hands as it was, he respectfully answered:
‘If you please, sir.’
‘If anything could be serious,’ the Doctor began, ‘in such a—’
‘Farce as this, sir,’ hinted Alfred.
‘In such a farce as this,’ observed the Doctor, ‘it might be this
recurrence, on the eve of separation, of a double birth-day, which is
connected with many associations pleasant to us four, and with the
recollection of a long and amicable intercourse. That’s not to the
purpose.’
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