The Beaux-Stratagem: A comedy in five actsFarquhar, George
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The Beaux-Stratagem: A comedy in five acts
Farquhar, George
Comedy plays; English drama (Comedy)
_Bon._ I obey your commands, as the saying is. [_Exit._
_Enter_ ARCHER.
_Arch._ 'Sdeath! I had forgot--what title will you give yourself?
_Aim._ My brother's, to be sure: he would never give me any thing else,
so I'll make bold with his honour this bout. You know the rest of your
cue.
_Arch._ Ay, ay. [_Exit._
_Enter_ GIBBET.
_Gib._ Sir, I'm yours.
_Aim._ 'Tis more than I deserve, sir; for I don't know you.
_Gib._ I don't wonder at that, sir, for you never saw me before----I
hope. [_Aside._
_Aim._ And pray, sir, how came I by the honour of seeing you now?
_Gib._ Sir, I scorn to intrude upon any gentleman--but my landlord--
_Aim._ O, sir, I ask your pardon; you are the captain he told me of?
_Gib._ At your service, sir.
_Aim._ What regiment, may I be so bold?
_Gib._ A marching regiment, sir; an old corps.
_Aim._ Very old, if your coat be regimental. [_Aside._] You have served
abroad, sir?
_Gib._ Yes, sir, in the plantations; 'twas my lot to be sent into the
worst service; I would have quitted it indeed, but a man of honour, you
know----Besides, 'twas for the good of my country, that I should be
abroad----Any thing for the good of one's country.--I'm a Roman for
that.
_Aim._ One of the first, I'll lay my life. [_Aside._] You found the West
Indies very hot, sir?
_Gib._ Ay, sir, too hot for me.
_Aim._ Pray sir, han't I seen your face at Will's coffeehouse?
_Gib._ Yes, sir, and at White's too.
_Aim._ And where is your company now, captain?
_Gib._ They a'nt come yet.
_Aim._ Why, d'ye expect them here?
_Gib._ They'll be here to-night, sir.
_Aim._ Which way do they march?
_Gib._ Across the country.----The devil's in't, if I han't said enough
to encourage him to declare--but I'm afraid he's not right--I must tack
about. [_Aside._
_Aim._ Is your company to quarter at Litchfield?
_Gib._ In this house, sir.
_Aim._ What! all?
_Gib._ My company's but thin--Ha! ha! ha! we are but three;--ha! ha! ha!
_Aim._ You are merry, sir.
_Gib._ Ay, sir, you must excuse me, sir, I understand the world,
especially the art of travelling: I don't care, sir, for answering
questions directly upon the road--for I generally ride with a charge
about me.
_Aim._ Three or four, I believe. [_Aside._
_Gib._ I am credibly informed, that there are highwaymen upon this
quarter--not, sir, that I could suspect a gentleman of your figure--But,
truly, sir, I have got such a way of evasion upon the road, that I don't
care for speaking truth to any man.
_Aim._ Your caution may be necessary--Then, I presume, you are no
captain.
_Gib._ Not I, sir; captain is a good travelling name, and so I take it.
It stops a great many foolish inquiries, that are generally made about
gentlemen that travel;--it gives a man an air of something, and makes
the drawers obedient.--And, thus far, I am a captain, and no farther.
_Aim._ And, pray, sir, what is your true profession?
_Gib._ O, sir, you must excuse me--upon my word, sir, I don't think it
safe to tell ye.
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