The Beaux-Stratagem: A comedy in five acts — John Shaqi
The Beaux-Stratagem: A comedy in five actsFarquhar, George
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The Beaux-Stratagem: A comedy in five acts
Farquhar, George
Comedy plays; English drama (Comedy)
_Aim._ Ha! ha! ha! upon my word, I commend you.--
_Enter_ BONIFACE.
Well, Mr. Boniface, what's the news?
_Bon._ There's another gentleman below, as the saying is, that, hearing
you were but two, would be glad to make the third man, if you'd give him
leave.
_Aim._ What is he?
_Bon._ A clergyman, as the saying is.
_Aim._ A clergyman!--is he really a clergyman? or is it only his
travelling name, as my friend the captain has it.
_Bon._ O, sir, he's a priest, and chaplain to the French officers in
town.
_Aim._ Is he a Frenchman?
_Bon._ Yes, sir; born at Brussels.
_Gib._ A Frenchman, and a priest! I won't be seen in his company,
sir;--I have a value for my reputation, sir.
_Aim._ Nay, but, captain, since we are by ourselves--Can he speak
English, landlord?
_Bon._ Very well, sir; you may know him, as the saying is, to be a
foreigner by his accent, and that's all.
_Aim._ Then he has been in England before?
_Bon._ Never, sir, but he's a master of languages, as the saying is--he
talks Latin; it does me good to hear him talk Latin.
_Aim._ Then you understand Latin, Mr. Boniface?
_Bon._ Not I, sir, as the saying is;--but he talks it so very fast, that
I'm sure it must be good.
_Aim._ Pray desire him to walk up.
_Bon._ Here he is, as the saying is.
_Enter_ FOIGARD.
_Foig._ Save you, gentlemens bote.
_Aim._ A Frenchman!--Sir, your most humble servant.
_Foig._ Och, dear joy, I am your most faithful shervant; and yours
alsho.
_Gib._ Doctor, you talk very good English, but you have a mighty twang
of the foreigner.
_Foig._ My English is very well for the vords; but ve foreigners, you
know, cannot bring our tongues about the pronunciation so soon.
_Aim._ A foreigner! A downright teague, by this light. [_Aside._] Were
you born in France, doctor?
_Foig._ I was educated in France, but I was borned at Brussels; I am a
subject of the King of Spain, joy.
_Gib._ What King of Spain, sir? speak.
_Foig._ Upon my shoul, joy, I cannot tell you as yet.
_Aim._ Nay, captain, that was too hard upon the doctor; he's a stranger.
_Foig._ O, let him alone, dear joy, I am of a nation that is not easily
put out of countenance.
_Aim._ Come, gentlemen, I'll end the dispute----Here, landlord, is
dinner ready?
_Bon._ Upon the table, as the saying is.
_Aim._ Gentlemen--pray--that door----
_Foig._ No, no, fait, the captain must lead.
_Aim._ No, doctor, the church is our guide.
_Gib._ Ay, ay, so it is. [_Exeunt_, FOIGARD _foremost_.
SCENE III.
_A Gallery in_ LADY BOUNTIFUL'S _House_.
_Enter_ ARCHER _and_ SCRUB, _singing, and hugging one another_; SCRUB
_with a Tankard in his Hand_--GIPSEY _listening at a Distance_.
Scrub. _Tal, all, dal_----Come, my dear boy, let us have that song
once more.
_Arch._ No, no, we shall disturb the family----But will you be sure to
keep the secret?
_Scrub._ Pho! upon my honour, as I'm a gentleman.
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