The Beaux-Stratagem: A comedy in five acts — John Shaqi
The Beaux-Stratagem: A comedy in five actsFarquhar, George
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The Beaux-Stratagem: A comedy in five acts
Farquhar, George
Comedy plays; English drama (Comedy)
_Gib._ Absolution! Can you procure me a pardon, doctor?
_Foig._ No, joy.----
_Gib._ Then you and your absolution may go to the devil.
_Arch._ Convey him into the cellar, there bind him:--Take the pistol,
and if he offers to resist, shoot him through the head,--and come back
to us with all the speed you can.
_Scrub._ Ay, ay; come, doctor, do you hold him fast, and I'll guard him.
[_Exeunt_ SCRUB, GIBBET, _and_ FOIGARD.
_Mrs. Sul._ But how came the doctor?
_Arch._ In short, madam----[_Shrieking without._] 'Sdeath! the rogues
are at work with the other ladies:--I'm vexed I parted with the pistol;
but I must fly to their assistance--Will you stay here, madam, or
venture yourself with me?
_Mrs. Sul._ Oh, with you, dear sir, with you. [_Takes him by the Arm,
and exeunt._
SCENE III.
_Another Apartment._
_Enter_ HOUNSLOW _and_ BAGSHOT, _with Swords drawn, dragging in_ LADY
BOUNTIFUL _and_ DORINDA.
_Houns._ Come, come, your jewels, mistress.
_Bag._ Your keys, your keys, old gentlewoman.
_Enter_ AIMWELL.
_Aim._ Turn this way, villains; I durst engage an army in such a cause.
[_He engages them both._
_Enter_ ARCHER _and_ MRS. SULLEN.
_Arch._ Hold! hold! my lord; every man his bird, pray.
[_They engage Man to Man; the Rogues are thrown down, and
disarmed._
_Arch._ Shall we kill the rogues?
_Aim._ No, no; we'll bind them.
_Arch._ Ay, ay; here, madam, lend me your garter. [_To_ MRS. SULLEN,
_who stands by him_.
_Mrs. Sul._ The devil's in this fellow; he fights, loves, and banters
all in a breath: here's a rope, that the rogues brought with them, I
suppose.
_Arch._ Right, right, the rogue's destiny, a rope to hang
himself----Come, my lord,----this is but a scandalous sort of an office,
[_Binding the_ ROGUES _together_.] if our adventure should end in this
sort of hangmanwork; but I hope there is something in prospect that--
_Enter_ SCRUB.
Well, Scrub, have you secured your Tartar?
_Scrub._ Yes, sir, I left the priest and him disputing about religion.
_Aim._ And pray carry these gentlemen to reap the benefit of the
controversy. [_Delivers the_ PRISONERS _to_ SCRUB, _who leads them out_.
_Mrs. Sul._ Pray, sister, how came my lord here?
_Dor._ And pray, how came the gentleman here?
_Mrs. Sul._ I'll tell you the greatest piece of villainy--[_They talk in
dumb Show._
_Aim._ I fancy, Archer, you have been more successful in your adventure
than the housebreakers.
_Arch._ No matter for my adventure, yours is the principal----Press
her this minute to marry you,--now while she's hurried between the
palpitation of her fear, and the joy of her deliverance, now while the
tide of her spirits are at high-flood:----throw yourself at her feet,
speak some romantic nonsense or other;--confound her senses, bear down
her reason, and away with her:--The priest is now in the cellar, and
dare not refuse to do the work.
_Aim._ But how shall I get off without being observed?
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