The Beaux-Stratagem: A comedy in five actsFarquhar, George
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The Beaux-Stratagem: A comedy in five acts
Farquhar, George
Comedy plays; English drama (Comedy)
_Aim._ She consented after to the match; and still I dare believe she
will be just.
_Arch._ To herself, I warrant her; as you should have been.
_Aim._ By all my hopes, she comes! and smiling comes.
_Enter_ DORINDA, _gaily_.
_Dor._ Come, my dear lord, I fly with impatience to your arms.--The
minutes of my absence was a tedious year.--Where's this priest?
_Enter_ FOIGARD.
_Arch._ Oons! a brave girl!
_Dor._ I suppose, my lord, this gentleman is privy to our affairs?
_Arch._ Yes, yes, madam, I'm to be your father.
_Dor._ Come, priest, do your office.
_Arch._ Make haste, make haste! couple them any way. [_Takes_ AIMWELL'S
_Hand_.] Come, madam, I'm to give you----
_Dor._ My mind's altered--I won't.
_Arch._ Eh!
_Aim._ I'm confounded!
_Foig._ Upon my shoul, and so is myshelf!
_Arch._ What's the matter now, madam?
_Dor._ Lookye, sir, one generous action deserves another.--This
gentleman's honour obliged him to hide nothing from me; my justice
engages me to conceal nothing from him. In short, sir, you are the
person that you thought you counterfeited; you are the true Lord
Viscount Aimwell, and I wish your lordship joy.--Now, priest, you may
begone;--if my lord is now pleased with the match, let his lordship
marry me in the face of the world.
_Aim._ Archer, what does she mean?
_Dor._ Here's a witness for my truth.
_Enter_ SIR CHARLES, _and_ MRS. SULLEN.
_Sir C._ My dear Lord Aimwell, I wish you joy!
_Aim._ Of what?
_Sir C._ Of your honour and estate. Your brother died the day before I
left London; and all your friends have writ after you to Brussels: among
the rest, I did myself the honour.
_Arch._ Harkye, sir knight, don't you banter now?
_Sir C._ 'Tis truth, upon my honour.
_Aim._ Thanks to the pregnant stars, that formed this accident.
_Arch._ Thanks to the womb of time, that brought it forth--away with
it.
_Aim._ Thanks to my guardian angel, that led me to the prize. [_Taking_
DORINDA'S _Hand_.
_Arch._ And double thanks to the noble Sir Charles Freeman.--My lord, I
wish you joy. My lady, I wish you joy.--Egad, Sir Charles, you're the
honestest fellow living.--'Sdeath! I'm grown strangely airy upon this
matter.----My lord, how d'ye?----A word, my lord: Don't you remember
something of a previous agreement, that entitles me to the moiety of
this lady's fortune, which, I think, will amount to ten thousand pounds?
_Aim._ Not a penny, Archer: you would have cut my throat just now,
because I would not deceive this lady.
_Arch._ Ay, and I'll cut your throat still, if you should deceive her
now.
_Aim._ That's what I expect; and to end the dispute, the lady's fortune
is twenty thousand pounds, we'll divide stakes; take the twenty thousand
pounds, or the lady.
_Dor._ How! is your lordship so indifferent?
_Arch._ No, no, no, madam! his lordship knows very well, that I'll take
the money; I leave you to his lordship, and so we are both provided for.
_Enter_ FOIGARD.
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