The Benefit of the Doubt; a Comedy in Three Acts — John Shaqi
The Benefit of the Doubt; a Comedy in Three ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Benefit of the Doubt; a Comedy in Three Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
English drama -- 19th century
We shall meet again by-and-bye, dear. I shall dine here quietly, after
all.
THEOPHILA.
[_Going to_ CLAUDE, _kissing him_.] Good-bye.
CLAUDE.
Oh, you’ll see me at dinner too.
THEOPHILA.
[_Handing him the letter._] Give that to ’Tina, will you? Claude—take
care of mother.
CLAUDE.
[_Mildly surprised._] Take care of mother!
THEOPHILA.
Yes, be a good boy, and look after her. Ta, ta!
_She goes out._
CLAUDE.
Boy! _my_ boyhood is long past. [_Pinching the envelope._] There’s a
coin in this—money.
SIR FLETCHER PORTWOOD.
[_Sitting on the settee, fatigued._] Eh? Don’t forget,
Claude—Gilliburton. Think of Gilly, corruption of Gilbert. Gilbert, a
well-known sculptor—or writer; I forget which. Burton, man I jobbed two
horses from—bays—Burton. There you have Gilly and Burton—Gilliburton. My
own system of mnemonics. _Memoria technica._
CLAUDE.
It’s not a coin; it’s a ring.
SIR FLETCHER PORTWOOD.
[_Irritably._] What are you talking about, my boy? You always appear to
be masticating some commonplace or other.
[HORTON _appears_.
HORTON.
Beg pardon, Sir Fletcher. Mrs. Cloys wants to wish you good-day, Sir
Fletcher. I wasn’t aware where you was, Sir Fletcher.
CLAUDE.
[_Giving the letter to_ HORTON.] Miss Justina.
[HORTON _withdraws_.
SIR FLETCHER PORTWOOD.
[_Rising._] I’d quite forgotten your aunt. Do, please, look unconcerned,
Claude. Let her see that men can display courage and decision at such
moments.
[_Humming an air, he unbuttons his coat and throws it back,
sticking his thumbs in his waistcoat pockets. Some
newspapers fall from the breast of his coat; he is
hastily picking them up when_ MRS. CLOYS _enters_.
SIR FLETCHER PORTWOOD.
[_Meekly._] You are going, Harriet?
MRS. CLOYS.
Fletcher, you’ve been out to buy evening papers!
SIR FLETCHER PORTWOOD.
[_Putting them into his tail pockets._] The malicious utterances of the
judge are not in these editions.
MRS. CLOYS.
I thought you never——!
SIR FLETCHER PORTWOOD.
It is somebody’s duty to overlook the reports of this case. I see that
one vile placard announces, “Lively cross-examination of Mrs. Fraser.”
MRS. CLOYS.
Lively!
SIR FLETCHER PORTWOOD.
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