The best short stories of 1918, and the yearbook of the American short story
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The best short stories of 1918, and the yearbook of the American short story
American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories -- 20th century -- Bibliography; Short stories -- 20th century -- Indexes; Short stories, American
Mrs. Tyarck sniffed. “You and your garden!” she ejaculated; but she
resolutely made her way, eyes squinting with curiosity. Settling her
hat, whose black wing stuck out with a virtuous swagger, Mrs. Tyarck
gave herself all the married woman’s amusement over the puttering
concerns of a spinster.
Soon, however, as the two women stole farther into the dense square of
growing things, the envy of the natural flower-lover crept into her
sharp comments. “My!” she said, jealously—“my! ain’t your white duchy
doin’ good? Say, look at them gooseberries! I suspect you don’t have no
particular use for ’em?” It was said of Mrs. Tyarck that she was skilful
at paving the way for gifts of any kind. She made this last suggestion
with a hard, conscious laugh.
All around the little garden was a fence like the high fences in London
suburbs. Close against it honeysuckle poured saffron cascades, a
mulberry-tree showed the beginning of conical fruitage. Blackberry vines
sprayed white stars over a sunny bit of stone wall. Amid a patch of
feathery grasses swayed the prim carillons of canterbury-bells; soft
gaieties of sweet-williams and phlox were massed against the silvery
weather-boarding of Miss Frenzy’s kitchen. As the two women, skirts held
high, paused in front of the white-rose bush the indefatigability of the
chewers and suckers was revealed. Already thousands of young rose leaves
were eaten to the green framework. Miss Frenzy, with a sudden
exclamation, bent to a branch on which were clusters of dainty buds.
“Ah-ah! _Millions!_” she whispered. Then, tremulously defying the worms:
“_No, no, no! How dare you? Hi, hi, hi!_ there’s another! Ugh! Look
here! Mercy! See that spray!”
With every ejaculation, shudderingly emitted, the bony hand went out
like lightning, plucked something gingerly from a leaf, gave it a swift,
vindictive pinch, and abhorrently tossed it away.
“That’s right,” nodded Mrs. Tyarck. “Squeeze ’em and heave ’em—it’s
about all you can do. They’ll try to take advantage of you every time!
There’s no gratitude in worms! They ain’t pertikler. It don’t mean
nothing to them that roses is pretty or grows good. They want to eat.
Squeeze ’em and heave ’em! It’s all you can do!”
There was a distant tinkle of the store bell. Miss Frenzy, absorbed in
her daily horror, did not hear this. “Ugh! Ugh!” she was moaning. Again
the long hand went out in a capturing gesture. “There—there! I told you
so; quantities more, _quantities_! Yet last night I was under the
impression that I had disposed of the greater majority.”
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