The best short stories of 1918, and the yearbook of the American short story
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The best short stories of 1918, and the yearbook of the American short story
American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories -- 20th century -- Bibliography; Short stories -- 20th century -- Indexes; Short stories, American
Mrs. Tyarck’s attention was diverted from the rose-worms and
concentrated on the deserted shop. “I heard the bell,” warned that
accurate lady. Then, reprovingly: “Don’t you never have any one to keep
store when you’re out here? You’ll lose custom, Frenzy. What’s more, if
you ain’t careful, you’ll lose stock. Ivy Corners ain’t what it used to
be; there’s them Eastern peddlers that walks around as big as life, and
speakin’ English to fool everybody; and now, with the war and all, every
other person you see is a German spy.”
As she spoke a large form appeared in the back doorway of Miss Frenzy’s
shop and a primly dressed woman entered the garden. She had a curiously
large and blank face. She wore a mannishly made suit of slate-gray, wiry
material, and her hat had two large pins of green which, inserted in
front, glittered high on her forehead like bulbous, misplaced eyes. This
lady carried a netted catch-all distended with many knobby parcels and a
bundle of tracts. As she saw the two in the garden she stretched her
formless mouth over the white smile of recently installed porcelain, but
the long reaches of her face had no radiance. The lady was, however,
furnished with a curious catarrhal hawking which she used
parenthetically, like comment. What she now had to say she prefaced with
this juridic hawking.
“Well, there ain’t no responsibility here, I see! Store door open,
nobody around! Them two young ones of Smedge’s lookin’ in at the things,
rubbin’ their dirty hands all over the glass case, choosin’ what’s their
favorite dry-goods! All I can say is, Frenzy, that either you trust
yourself too much or you expect that Serapham and Cherabum is going to
keep store for you.”
Mrs. Tyarck turned as to a kindred spirit, remarking, with a
contemptuous wink: “Frenzy’s rose-worms is on her mind. Seems she’s
overrun with ’em.”
Mrs. Capron, the newcomer, strode up the little path to the scene of
action, but at the sharp exclamation of Miss Frenzy she halted.
“Have a care!” said the gaunt shopkeeper, authoritatively. She waved a
bony hand in ceremonious warning. “I should have warned you before,”
explained Miss Frenzy, “but the impediment in your way is my cat-trap.
It would seem that I am systematically pestered with marauding cats. The
annoyance continuing for some time, I am obliged to originate devices
that curtail their penetrations.”
Mrs. Capron, indignantly whisking her skirt away from a strange-looking
arrangement of corset steels and barrel staves connected by wires,
strode into some deep grass, then gave vent to a majestic hawk of
displeasure:
“What’s this I got on my shoes? Fly-paper? For the land’s sake! Now how
in the name of Job do I get that off?”
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