The Big Drum: A Comedy in Four ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Big Drum: A Comedy in Four Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama
[LADY FILSON _rises and almost runs to the writing-table,
where she sits and snatches at a sheet of paper._ SIR
RANDLE _follows her and stands beside her._
BERTRAM.
[_Reclining upon the settee on the left._] Lady Blanche Finnis----
LADY FILSON.
[_Seizing her pen._] Wait; don't be so quick! [_Writing._] "Hon. Sybil
Maundrell----"
[_The glazed door is opened softly and_ OTTOLINE
_enters. She pauses, looking at the group at the
writing-table._
SIR RANDLE.
[To LADY FILSON, as she writes.] Lady Eva Sherringham----
BERTRAM.
Ladies Lilian and Constance Foxe----
LADY FILSON.
[_Writing._] "Lady Eva Sherringham--Ladies Lilian and Constance
Foxe----"
BERTRAM.
Lady Irene Pallant----
SIR RANDLE.
I _pray_ there may be no captious opposition from Ottoline.
LADY FILSON.
Surely she doesn't want to be married like a middle-class widow from
Putney! [_Writing._] "Lady Blanche Finnis----"
BERTRAM.
If pages are permissible--to carry my sister's train, I mean t'say----
SIR RANDLE.
Pages--yes, yes----
BERTRAM.
There are the two Galbraith boys--little Lord Wensleydale and his
brother Herbert.
LADY FILSON.
[_Writing._] Such picturesque children!
SIR RANDLE.
I doubt whether the bare civilities which have passed between ourselves
and Lord and Lady Galbraith----
LADY FILSON.
They are country neighbours.
BERTRAM.
No harm in approaching them, my dear father. I mean to _say_----!
[OTTOLINE _shuts the door with a click._ SIR RANDLE
_and_ LADY FILSON _turn, startled, and_ LADY FILSON
_slips the list into a drawer._
SIR RANDLE.
[_Benignly._] Otto?
OTTOLINE.
[_In a steady voice._] Sorry to disturb you all over your elaborate
preparations, Dad. I see Sir Timothy has saved me the trouble of
breaking the news.
SIR RANDLE.
Y-you----?
OTTOLINE.
[_Nodding._] You were too absorbed. I couldn't help listening.
SIR RANDLE.
Ahem! Sir Timothy didn't _volunteer_ the information, Ottoline----
OTTOLINE.
_Peu m'importe!_ [_Advancing, smiling on one side of her mouth._] What
a grand wedding you are planning for me! _Quel projets mirifiques!_
SIR RANDLE.
[_Embarrassed._] Your dear mother was--er--merely jotting down----
OTTOLINE.
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