The Big Drum: A Comedy in Four ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Big Drum: A Comedy in Four Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama
Why grotesque; why amazing? [_Sitting in the low-backed arm-chair._]
All that is amazing about it is that Philip should lack the superior
courage which enables a man, in special circumstances, to sink his
pride and ignore ill-natured comments.
PHILIP.
[_To_ LADY FILSON.] At any rate, this is the arrangement that Ottoline
and I have entered into; and I suggest, with every respect, that you
and Sir Randle should raise no obstacle to my seeing her under your
roof occasionally.
LADY FILSON.
As being preferable to hole-and-corner meetings in friends' houses----!
OTTOLINE.
[_Coolly._] Or under lamp-posts in the streets--yes, mother.
LADY FILSON.
[_Rising and crossing to the round table._] Ottoline----!
SIR RANDLE.
[_Bearing down upon_ PHILIP.] May I ask, Mr. Mackworth, how long you
have been following your precarious profession? Pardon my ignorance. My
reading is confined to our great journals; and _there_ your name has
escaped me.
PHILIP.
Oh, I've been at it for nearly ten years.
LADY FILSON.
Ten years!
PHILIP.
[_To_ SIR RANDLE.] I began soon after I left Paris.
SIR RANDLE.
And what ground, sir, have you for anticipating that you will _ever_
achieve popularity as a writer?
LADY FILSON.
[_Sitting in the chair by the round table._] Preposterous!
OTTOLINE.
[_Stamping her foot._] Mother----! [_To_ SIR RANDLE.] Philip has high
expectations of his next novel, Dad. It is to be published in the
autumn--September.
SIR RANDLE.
[_To_ PHILIP.] And should that prove no more successful with the "wide
public" than those which have preceded it----?
PHILIP.
Then I--then I fling another at 'em.
SIR RANDLE.
Which would occupy you----?
PHILIP.
Twelve months.
LADY FILSON.
And if _that_ fails----!
PHILIP.
[_Smiling again, but rather constrainedly._] Ah, you travel too quickly
for me, Lady Filson--you and Sir Randle! You heap disaster on
disaster----
SIR RANDLE.
If _that_ fails, another twelve-months' labour!
LADY FILSON.
While my daughter is wasting the best years of her life!
SIR RANDLE.
[_Indignantly._] Really, Mr. Mackworth! [_Throwing himself upon the
settee on the right._] Really! I appeal to you! Is this fair?
LADY FILSON.
Is it fair to Ottoline?
OTTOLINE.
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