The Big Drum: A Comedy in Four ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Big Drum: A Comedy in Four Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama
_Absolument!_ So that it satisfies me to spend the best years of my
life in this manner, I don't see what anybody has to complain of. _Mon
Dieu!_ I am relieved to think that some of my best years are still mine
to squander!
SIR RANDLE.
[_To_ PHILIP, _who is standing by the writing-table in thought, a look
of disquiet on his face--persistently._] Mr. Mackworth----!
OTTOLINE.
[_Rising impatiently._] My dear Dad--my dear mother--I propose that we
postpone this discussion until Mr. Mackworth's new book _has_ failed to
attract the public, [_crossing to_ SIR RANDLE] and that in the meantime
he sha'n't be scowled at when he presents himself in Ennismore Gardens.
[_Seating herself beside_ SIR RANDLE _and slipping her arm through
his._] Dad----!
LADY FILSON.
[_To_ PHILIP.] Mr. Mackworth----!
PHILIP.
[_Rousing himself and turning to_ SIR RANDLE _and_ LADY FILSON_--abruptly._]
Look here, Sir Randle! Look here, Lady Filson! I own that this
arrangement between Ottoline and me is an odd one. It was arrived at
yesterday impulsively; and, in her interests, there _is_ a good deal to
be said against it.
LADY FILSON.
There's nothing to be said _for_ it. Oh----!
SIR RANDLE.
[_To_ LADY FILSON.] Winifred--[_To_ PHILIP.] Well, Mr. Mackworth?
PHILIP.
Well, Sir Randle, I--I'm prepared to take a sporting chance. It may be
that I am misled by the sanguine temperament of the artist, who is apt
to believe that his latest production will shake the earth to its
foundation. I've gammoned myself before into such a belief,
but--[_resolutely_] I'll stake everything on my next book! I give you
my word that if it isn't a success--an indisputable popular success--I
will join you both, in all sincerity, in urging Ottoline to break with
me. Come! Does that mollify you?
[_There is a short silence._ SIR RANDLE _and_ LADY
FILSON _look at each other in surprise and_ OTTOLINE
_stares at_ PHILIP _open-mouthed._
OTTOLINE.
Philip----!
PHILIP.
[_To_ SIR RANDLE.] Sir Randle----?
SIR RANDLE.
[_To_ LADY FILSON.] Winnie----?
LADY FILSON.
[_In a softer tone._] It certainly seems to me that Mr. Mackworth's
undertaking--as far as it goes----
OTTOLINE.
[_With a queer laugh._] Ha, ha, ha! As far as it goes, mother!
[_Rising, thoughtfully._] Doesn't it go a little _too_ far?
[_Contracting her brows._] It disposes of _me_ as if I were of no more
account than a sawdust doll! [_To_ PHILIP.] Ah, traitor! [_In a low
voice._] _Vos promesses a une femme sont sans valeur!_
PHILIP.
[_Taking her hands reassuringly._] No, no----!
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