“I wish to goodness you wouldn’t talk of him as if he were your father only, Theodore,” interrupted Lady Sophia, not without irritation. “I have just as much right to him as you.” “I think you asked for the toast, my dear.” Presently Canon Spratte, taking the paper with him, retired to his study. He was a man of regular habits, knowing that to acquire such is the first step to greatness, episcopal and otherwise; and after breakfast he was used to smoke his pipe, meditate, and read the _Times_. But this morning, somewhat agitated by the news of Bishop Andover’s demise, he took from the shelves that book which at present was his only contribution to the great literature of England. On the death of his father, laden with years and with honours, Canon Spratte had begun immediately to gather materials for a biography. This was eventually published under the title: _Life and Letters of Josiah Spratte, Lord Chancellor of England_. It was in two volumes, magnificently bound in calf, with the family arms, a blaze of gold, on the side. When the Canon set about this great work he went to his sister and begged her to make notes of her recollections. “You can help me a great deal, Sophia,” he said. “With your woman’s intelligence, you will have noticed a good many points which have escaped me. The masculine intellect takes in the important main lines, whereas women observe only the frivolous details. But I recognize that it is just these frivolous details, properly sorted, which will give life and variety to that grand career absorbed by affairs of State and the advantage of the nation.” Lady Sophia, accustomed to these tirades, smiled dryly and said: “Shall I tell you the very first thing I remember, Theodore? I can’t have been more than six years old, but I have never forgotten it.” “That is very interesting. Let me put it down at once.” He took from his pocket the little book, which he carried with him always to jot down the thoughts that periodically occurred to him. “Now, Sophia.” “Father and mother were having a conversation, and suddenly father beat his fist on the table so that the whole room shook.” “Yes, he had that energetic, effective way of expressing himself,” said the Canon. “He was a man of really forceful character. That is a point upon which I mean to lay great stress.” “He beat his fist on the table and he roared out at the top of his voice: ‘Your father’s a damned fool, Maria; and your mother’s a damned fool, Maria; but, by gad, you’re a bigger damned fool than both of them put together.’” The Canon sprang up and throwing back his head with a gesture habitual to him, drew to his full, imposing height. “You shock and surprise me, Sophia. If these are your recollections, I advise you to forget them as quickly as you possibly can.” Nor had he better success with his brother.