England -- Social life and customs -- Humor; English wit and humor; Housekeeping -- Humor; Marriage -- Humor
But it was impossible to engage them all, so I tossed up in the end
between two; “heads,” Miss Mathers, “tails,” Miss Cook, and Miss
Mathers had it. Miss Cook was young and modern, very pretty and
charming, with all the drawbacks of a boy and a few of his advantages.
I knew the children would get on with her, but I had a secret fear
that she would think me “quaint,” and perhaps develop an enthusiasm
for my vices, which would have bothered me. Miss Mathers was above all
things a gentlewoman, which I thought would be good for Anne because I
was not. She liked refinement and regular hours, and, especially, her
attitude towards “gentlemen” was such a delight to me.
“Have you ever had brothers, Miss Mathers?” I asked her once, to which
she replied: “Oh, yes, I have a brother I am extremely fond of; he is a
most delightful man, so honest, generous, and witty. We have been the
greatest of friends ever since our childhood.”
“But, then, surely, you must have seen him in his shirt-sleeves
sometimes,” I suggested, “you know he is a human being and not a
strange animal. Didn’t you ever sit on his knee?”
“No, Mrs. Molyneux,” she said after some thought, “I don’t remember
ever doing so; I doubt whether he would have cared for it. But, of
course, if anything of the kind had been necessary I should not have
hesitated.”
I found great tonic properties in Miss Mathers’ conversation, for I
had never seen men and women separated in the way she did it. It made
exquisitely amusing so much in our social life that had been dull
before. To her mind, so far as I understand, a man’s position in the
scheme of creation is like that of the architect when a house is to be
built. The only person who really matters is the lady who lives in the
house when it is complete. The architect (it is disagreeable of course
to have to employ one) merely sees that it is there. He is the man who
does all the necessary and unpleasant part, what Miss Mathers called
in every branch of art “the mechanical part.” I have heard her say of
a picture that the “mechanical part was very nicely done.” I think her
opinion of James was high, inasmuch as she considered his share in the
establishment--the mechanical part--was very nicely done. That is,
there was enough money to live on, the servants were well looked after,
his children healthy, affectionate, and not too numerous.
But, while I was looked upon as a fellow-creature, James was to her a
thing as utterly remote as the driver of a train in which she might be
travelling, or, as I said, the architect of our house or the Archbishop
of Canterbury. No, I think that is wrong. The Archbishop would be
thought more human being a clergyman, because clergymen are almost like
ladies they are so sensible--we will say, rather, the Pope, because
being a Roman Catholic he was, of course, not a clergyman, though no
doubt an excellent man according to his lights.
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