The Book of the Thousand Nights and a Night — Volume 07 (of 10)
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The Book of the Thousand Nights and a Night — Volume 07 (of 10)
Fairy tales; Tales -- Arab countries
She resumed, It hath reached me, O auspicious King, that when Ali of
Egypt put out his hand to the purse, the bells and rings jingled and
Zurayk said, “Thy trick hath not deceived me for all thou comest
disguised as a groom I knew thee by the grip of thy hand on the dish
and the dirhams!” So saying, he threw the lead at him, but he avoided
it and it fell into the pan full of hot fish and broke it and
overturned it, fat and all, upon the breast and shoulders of the Kazi,
who was passing. The oil ran down inside his clothes to his privy
parts and he cried out, “O my privities! What a sad pickle you are in!
Alas, unhappy I! Who hath played me this trick?” Answered the people,
“O our lord, it was some small boy that threw a stone into the pan:
but for Allah’s word, it had been worse.” Then they turned and seeing
the loaf of lead and that it was Zurayk who had thrown it, rose
against him and said to him, “O Zurayk, this is not allowed of Allah!
Take down the purse or it shall go ill for thee.” Answered he, “I will
take it down, Inshallah!” Meanwhile Ali returned to the barrack and
told his comrades who cried, “Where is the purse?”, all that had
passed and they said, “Thou hast exhausted two-thirds of his
cunning.” Then he changed his groom’s dress for the garb of a merchant
and going out, met a snake-charmer, with a bag of serpents and a
wallet containing his kit to whom said he, “O charmer, come and amuse
my lads, and thou shalt have largesse.” So he accompanied him to the
barrack, where he fed him and drugging him with Bhang, doffed his
clothes and put them on. Then he took the bags and repairing to
Zurayk’s shop began to play the reed-pipe. Quoth Zurayk, “Allah provide
thee!” But Ali pulled out the serpents and cast them down before him;
whereat the fishseller, who was afraid of snakes, fled from them into
the inner shop. Thereupon Ali picked up the reptiles and, thrusting
them back into the bag, stretched out his hand and caught hold of the
end of the purse. The rings again rang and the bells and rattles
jangled, and Zurayk cried, “Wilt thou never cease to play me tricks?
Now thou feignest thyself a serpent-charmer!” So saying, he took up a
piece of lead, and hurled it at Ali; but it missed him and fell on the
head of a groom, who was passing by, following his master, a trooper,
and knocked him down. Quoth the soldier, “Who felled him?”; and the
folk said, “’Twas a stone fell from the roof.” So the soldier passed
on and the people, seeing the piece of lead, went up to Zurayk and
cried to him, “Take down the purse!”; and he said, “Inshallah, I will
take it down this very night!” Ali ceased not to practice upon Zurayk
till he had made seven different attempts but without taking the
purse. Then he returned the snake-charmer his clothes and kit and gave
him due benevolence; after which he went back to Zurayk’s shop and
heard him say, “If I leave the purse here to-night, he will dig
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